Gay porn star Diego Sans has decided to take Beyonce's "Pretty Hurts" and apply it to… the day-to-day struggles of being gay porn star Diego Sans. It's cheesy and all a bit (a lot) in vain (we hardly feel sorry for you, Diego!), with little satirical value (that seems like what was intended?) But, hey, it's also pretty hot if that's what you're into… So if you need to take your mind off the fact that it's Monday afternoon and the holidays are over, here you go!