If you missed my "Top Five Rules for Watching the Oscars: When to Stay, When to Take a Bathroom Break," here you go.
When it comes to predicting the awards, I defer to Heidi the Cross-Eyed Possum, who has been choosing winners all week on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Watch her final pick, for Best Picture:
I think the show should be fun this year. I'll review when it's over, as fast as I can write.