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Schwarzeneggerhetoric: The Fifteen Greatest Arnold One-Liners

by Matt Singer
January 18, 2013 10:04 AM
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"Total Recall."

The Top Ten Arnold Schwarzenegger One-Liners of All-Time

10) From "True Lies" (1994), before shooting a terrorist attached to a missile at a helicopter filled with more terrorists:

9) From "Predator" (1987), after impaling a man with a knife:

8) From "Red Heat" (1988), after discovering cocaine in a man's fake leg:

7) From "Commando" (1985), after promising a man he would kill him last:

6) From "The 6th Day" (2000), telling off a scientist who specializes in illegal cloning:

5) From "Raw Deal" (1986), after his wife throws a cake at him:

4) From "Commando" (1985), after killing a man on an airplane and making it look like he's asleep:

3) From "Total Recall" (1990), after killing his wife:

2) From every movie he's ever made, before he does something violent:

1) From "Commando" (1985), after impaling his enemy with a steam pipe:

What is your favorite Arnold one-liner? Stick around and tell us in the comments section below.

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  • Jordan Litt | January 22, 2013 1:47 PMReply

    "It's not a tumor!" - Kindergarden Cop

  • Haymaker | January 18, 2013 11:51 PMReply

    Great list. Completely forgot about the 6th Day quote which gave me a good lol moment. Think my top one would be the "I lied" from commando

  • Steve Greene | January 18, 2013 11:28 PMReply

    "What killed the dinosaurs?...THE ICE AGE!"

  • Cliche | January 18, 2013 9:05 PMReply

    No no no no no! His best line from ''Last Action Hero'' is :

    ''Are you a farmer?"

    -Kicks enemy in the groin-

    "Here's a couple of acres."

  • Gerardo Valero | January 18, 2013 8:11 PMReply

    It seems to me you should do a Top ten "best Arnold lines turned into comedy by the magic of Schwarzenegger's accent"

  • Joe | January 18, 2013 4:08 PMReply

    You got most of the best but I also enjoy "Come Estas?" from Commando.

  • Gerardo Valero | January 18, 2013 12:42 PMReply

    Your love for all things Arnold is truly remarkable.
    My favorite Arnold line "turned into comedy by the magic of Schwarzenegger's accent" comes from "Total Recall": "c'mon Cohagen, give these people aaaaaeeeeer"

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