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The Lone Ranger's Lonely Defenders: Critics Ride to the Maligned Blockbuster's Rescue

by Sam Adams
July 5, 2013 10:50 AM
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Lone Ranger

Not a few critics draw a line between John Reid and Kal-El, putting the masked man ahead of the man of steel.

Frank Lovece, Film Journal International:

Despite the period setting, The Lone Ranger is essentially a superhero movie, hitting that hard target where larger-than-life meets the real thing. And given a choice between this buoyantly kinetic, full-of-heart adventure and recent actual superhero movies (the dour, leaden Man of Steel), I'd go it a Lone

Callie Enlow, Orlando Weekly:

While his superhero counterparts may concern themselves with saving the world, the Lone Ranger wants to serve justice in a land where the law is increasingly bent for a powerful few -- a Lockean nightmare, and perhaps a more terrifying situation than could be concocted by Zod, Kahn or any other maniacal villain du jour.

Walter Chaw, Film Freak Central:

The irony of a bloated blockbuster (in running time and budget, both) commenting on filthy lucre is lost on no one, probably, yet The Lone Ranger comes off as, most ironically of all, something like a labour of love for a character so unbelievably square that he becomes symbolic of our disappointment in ourselves. He's the kind of hero Superman used to be; it makes one wonder if the true incarnation of the Man of Steel on the big screen is one who understands, indeed embraces, his legacy of terminal dullness and builds an atmosphere of loss and regret around him.

Twitch's Jason Gorber emphasizes the balance between the film's subversive elements and its superficial pleasures, placing him in a line of critics content to admire the fim for what it is.

Owing as much to the aesthetic of Deadwood as it does to The Searchers, I think The Lone Ranger can be seen as a wickedly surreptitious film, sneaking into a giant Hollywood production very real questions about the representation of American history, and toying with audience expectations by turning these core myths on their head. The fact that such elements can be hinted at while still creating a child friendly, intensely amusing action film makes it all the more remarkable.

Luke Y. Thompson, Topless Robot

As in Life of Pi, Tonto ultimately tells the kid it's up to him whether the story is true or not. But whether you read it as rollicking adventure or dark allegory, it's an odd take on a classic property that may alienate purists but is a marvel to behold. Hammer establishes himself as a convincing lead, while Depp once again goes out on a limb in a way that pays off and legitimately makes sense.

The Voracious Filmgoer:

In a summer when so many Hollywood entertainments, even the halfway decent ones, seem to be on autopilot, it's a relief to find that The Lone Ranger boldly and confidently flies off the rails the first chance it gets. 

Stephen Rea, Philadelphia Inquirer

A wild, wacky, wide-screen reimagining of the vintage radio serial and TV series, the film -- with Armie Hammer in the hat and mask, galloping across Texas righting wrongs, and Depp as his trusty Indian sidekick, Tonto -- is an epic good time. It's also as American as apple pie, and as American as greedy railroad barons, cagey brothel madams, and two-faced pols. Perfect timing for the Fourth of July! 

Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, The A.V. Club:

Though it lacks the sustained manic energy of Rango or Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, The Lone Ranger is crammed with enough fun matter -- rollercoaster train chases, fourth-wall gags -- to compensate; the slower scenes are at least interesting to look at, thanks to Verbinski's detail-packed compositions. Hammer's performance -- always game, never mugging -- certainly helps; his likable but buffoonish Lone Ranger is an essential part of the movie's irreverent tone.

Sean Means, The Salt Lake Tribune:

The Lone Ranger ultimately works because, in an age of mechanized action blockbusters, it’s not afraid to be a Western. It deftly conveys "those thrilling days of yesteryear" (as the narrator on the old TV and radio shows used to say) of fleet-footed horses and chugging locomotives, even as it acknowledges that the good guys and bad guys aren't always easy to spot -- unless, like our masked hero, he's wearing a white hat.


  • Jennifer Vance | July 17, 2013 11:28 AMReply

    The Lone Ranger is epic - totally funny- seen it 3 times now- everyine loves it / Depp is the comedian as always - miss this one / your loss!

  • TEGA | July 9, 2013 8:30 AMReply

    The critics who gave this movie a bad review are idiots. Why else would The Lone Ranger have a 70% audience liking on Rotten Tomatoes compared to their 24%? DON'T LISTEN TO THE NEGATIVE REVIEWS! Get out there see the film and decide for yourselves before letting them brainwash you from seeing a really entertaining movie and an enjoyable get away from every day life. The movie is fantastic in every way!!!!! Lots of people saw it who saw it came back with family and friends (including myself) and they also loved it.

  • Whit | July 8, 2013 9:58 PMReply

    This is a very different kind of film, which right off the bat is an improvement over all the predictable superhero, giant robot & kiddie flicks critics have swooned over all summer. The audience I saw this with LOVED IT! Sad to see that many of today's "critics" (whom I suspect are a bunch of 20-somethings getting off in their basements while wearing a red cape) decided to overlook an original, creatively told story acted out in fine form by Depp, Hammer, Tom Wilkinson, William Fichtner, Ruth Wilson, Frank Treadaway, Saginaw Grant & amazing child actors Mason Cook & Bryant Prince. I feel bad for the actors, the director & everybody else who obviously worked so hard on this film, only to have it so unfairly trashed.

  • CalGal74 | July 7, 2013 1:41 AMReply

    I hadn't read any reviews before seeing The Lone Ranger so after enjoying this movie immensely, I felt sure critics must have loved the action, humor & serious topics explored in the movie. Wow--I was NOT prepared for the venom directed towards not only the film, but individuals involved with the film! This is hands down the best summer movie I've seen so far---way better than WW Z & Man of Steel. Kudos to the whole cast & crew that can entertain & thrill an audience, as well as give us something to think about. When that William Tell Overture came on, our theater started applauding...

  • MistaTMason | July 7, 2013 5:24 PM

    I haven't been to a movie in a couple weeks, and I wanted to see one of the blockbusters in theaters this summer (that's about my fill on those). In spite of critic hate, I was somewhat interested in Snyder's Superman, just a change of pace from the endless Marvel retreads. I've long been feeling the diminishing returns of zombies and PG-13 CGI zombies are making me think World War Z can go to hell. I had no interest in Lone Ranger before and was even rooting against it in hopes it would hopefully be a small pushback on the constant Hollywood remakes. Somehow, I feel I'd really like to see this now. I love Westerns and this sounds like it might have some of that subversiveness of The Searchers or The Wild Bunch. Some of the positive fan reaction I see on cinephile sites (not so much from general audiences it's selling to) as well an insightful review from Jason Gorber (my go-to critic since Ebert died), I'm in on this.

  • Choctaw Lady | July 6, 2013 10:23 PMReply

    Loved the movie. Johnny Depp as amazing as Tonto. A look back into the history on how Indians were treated,how they lived before the white man came and took everything away and imposed their way of life on them. Hope, this movie has a long shelf life. I have ordered my Blu-Ray copy. I remember the critics killed another great movie years back(The Brave) one of the best movies I've ever seen. Had to buy a copy from another county because the Director (Johnny Depp) refused to release it in the US. Americans need to think for themselves and stop listening to over paid idiots that push their own views on them.

  • Pam | July 6, 2013 8:08 PMReply

    We were at the Cinema in Australia on Friday, and everyone, I mean everyone, walked out so excited, in awe and we're pretty much ready to go and watch again, immediately. The audience ranged from around 7 to 70, and our youngest, a boy, as soon as we got home was right into dressing up as the Lone Ranger. It was fantastic, do yourself a favor, it was GREAT.

  • Buzz | July 6, 2013 6:06 AMReply

    Depp sucks. He has sucked for a decade, and he will continue to suck. He went from brilliant to formulaic and now he Ditto Tim Burton.

  • Trish | July 7, 2013 9:38 PM

    Green with envy I see. You are so pathetic ! Your jealousy sticks out a mile.

  • CalGal74 | July 7, 2013 1:37 AM

    @BUZZ So basically you haven't seen the film & have no opinion other than you don't like Johnny Depp. When you have an actual critique of the movie, then please post again. If you want to make a personal attack on someone, go look in the mirror first.

  • Lane | July 5, 2013 11:04 AMReply

    I agree with these critics. They all acknowledge it has obvious flaws, but it's risky and subversive as hell. I'd much rather have that than the coma enducing blandness of World War Z and Man of Steel. The subversive quality really took over for me when the band playing our National Anthem is ripped off a stage, American flags falling in their wake, and here I am with a decent sized audience watching this on our most American of holidays. Gore Verbinski knows how to pull a rug or two

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