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For example:
You may notice that the woman in this particular Vine is standing in front of an "Olympus Has Fallen" poster ready-made for her comments. "YOUR QUOTE HERE!" it reads, followed by "Your Name Here." And she obliges with a 6 Sec Review perfect for poster blurbage: "'Olympus Has Fallen' was dramatic!" she says, "Riveting! The stuff that good movies are made of!"
Six seconds of stuff you can stick right on a poster -- and absolutely nothing else. It's the perfect movie review! Welcome to Weird Pull Quote Theater: The Television Show. By the way, so far I haven't been able to find a 6 Sec Review of "Olympus Has Fallen" that isn't wildly (albeit concisely) positive. So the movie must be amazing, right?
Watch more "Olympus Has Fallen" 6 Second Reviews.
[H/T Matt Patches]
2 Comments
embargoat | March 19, 2013 11:08 AM
baaaaaaaaa.
bob hawk | March 19, 2013 3:52 AM
OMG . . . some dodos who do ad copy for ADVANCE screenings still make the mistake of referring to them as advancED -- but a journalist? Matt Singer, go to the blackboard and write ADVANCE SCREENING 50 times! (smiley face)