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Barbed Wire: 'The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure'

  • By Matt Singer
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  • August 31, 2012 11:31 AM
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"The road to hell, they say, is paved with good intentions. Walking up that road are The Oogieloves."

Barbed Wire: 'That's My Boy'

  • By Matt Singer
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  • June 14, 2012 5:14 PM
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  • 4 Comments
Ten great lines from ten bad reviews of Adam Sandler's new comedy.

Barbed Wire: 'Piranha 3DD'

  • By Matt Singer
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  • June 1, 2012 11:57 AM
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Ten great lines from ten bad reviews of the new exploitation sequel.

Barbed Wire: 'What to Expect When You're Expecting'

  • By Matt Singer
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  • May 18, 2012 2:00 PM
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This blog's crowning achievement: the best and funniest pans of the new baby mama drama (or comedy, whatever).

Barbed Wire: 'Dark Shadows'

  • By Matt Singer
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  • May 10, 2012 1:20 PM
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  • 0 Comments
The critics are casting dark shadows over the new Tim Burton film.

Quoth the Critics, Nevermore.

  • By Matt Singer
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  • April 27, 2012 9:25 AM
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, what to write about on Criticwire the following morning suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. Then I realized it was just my dog asking to go out. Kind of killed the whole mood.

Barbed Wire: 'Lockout'

  • By Matt Singer
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  • April 13, 2012 4:34 PM
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  • 2 Comments
Barbed Wire is the place where Criticwire celebrates the art of the pan.  Here's where you'll find the roughest, toughest, funniest reviews, with easy access links to both article and author so you can follow more of their work. 

Barbed Wire: 'Seeking Justice'

  • By Matt Singer
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  • March 16, 2012 11:41 AM
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Those looking for a return to form from Nicolas Cage may need to seek elsewhere.

Barbed Wire: 'Project X'

  • By Matt Singer
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  • March 2, 2012 9:30 AM
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  • 0 Comments
The roughest, toughest, funniest reviews of the new found footage party movie.

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