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The Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week For Friday, July 13th

Criticwire By Matt Singer | Criticwire July 13, 2012 at 9:29AM

"The title is a bit misleading as it is a personal opinion."
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"Act of Valor."
"Act of Valor."
As part of its ongoing effort to catalog the rapid debasement of the English language, Criticwire created the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week Award, bestowed upon one remarkable web denizen for their outstanding achievement in the field of crazy. As always, the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week has not been edited in any way. Someone actually wrote this. No, seriously.

The Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week for Friday, July 13:

"Cray"
Commenting at Hypable on Jeremy Baril's list of "The Ten Best (and Worst) Films of 2012 (So Far)"

The title is a bit misleading as it is a personal opinion (which I think should've have been kept at the author's blog, if there is any).

Congratulations, Cray! For chastising a critic who dared to make a top ten list based on opinion, and for thinking there's any other kind of top ten list but the kind based on opinion, and for having so little self-awareness about voicing your own opinion in response, and for illogically thinking that opinions belong on blogs and not websites as if there is any difference between the two whatsoever, you are the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week. That's just my personal opinion, though. It might be better served on the author's blog, if there is any.

To nominate someone for the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week Award, email a link to matt@indiewire.com. To read past winners go to our Funniest Internet Commenter Archive.

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