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The Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week for Friday, July 6th

Photo of Steve Greene By Steve Greene | Criticwire July 6, 2012 at 12:52PM

"District 9 sucked...I just-didn't-get-it..."
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'Elysium'
'Elysium'
As part of its ongoing effort to catalog the rapid debasement of the English language, Criticwire created the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week Award, bestowed upon one remarkable web denizen for their outstanding achievement in the field of crazy. As always, the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week has not been edited in any way. Someone actually wrote this. No, seriously.

The Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week for Friday, July 6th:

"Neoracer Xox"
Commenting at SlashFilm on their story of the first on-set picture from the new film "Elysium"

District 9 sucked, basically because how are we supposed to empathize with the main character who's just nasty and will screw anyone or anything over to fix himself. I just-didn't-get-it...

Congratulations, Neoracer Rox! For declaring that a movie "sucked" despite apparently skipping over the last few scenes, and for asserting a character's motivation while simultaneously professing to not understand it at all and for inexplicably formatting the last sentence of your remark like a broken URL, you are the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week. But it's also basically because your last name is almost certainly not Xox.

To nominate someone for the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week Award, email a link to matt@indiewire.com. To read past winners go to our Funniest Internet Commenter Archive.

This article is related to: Elysium, Funniest Internet Commenter, Internet Commenters


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