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The Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week for Friday, June 8th

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by Matt Singer
June 8, 2012 10:10 AM
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"Prometheus."
As part of its ongoing effort to catalog the rapid debasement of the English language, Criticwire created the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week Award, bestowed upon one remarkable web denizen for their outstanding achievement in the field of crazy. As always, the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week has not been edited in any way. Someone actually wrote this. No, seriously.

The Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week for Friday, June 8th:

"Rizzell G"
Commenting at Rotten Tomatoes on Justin Chang's review of "Prometheus":

"Chang can suck my Wang. For once, act like a critic, not a fashion model."

Congratulations, Rizzell G! For dismissing a lengthy piece of reasoned criticism with just five words, and for thinking rhymes are clever, and for capitalizing the 'w' in wang for some reason, AND for inexplicably conflating the writing a negative movie review with the behavior of a fashion model, you are the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week. You are a poet and you didn't even realize it.

To nominate someone for the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week Award, email the link to matt@indiewire.com. To read past winners, go to our Funniest Internet Commenter Archive.

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1 Comment

  • Enigma | June 8, 2012 8:00 PMReply

    Speaking as someone who loved Prometheus and strongly disagrees with a lot of the backlash critics are giving it, comments like this depress me.

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