June 8, 2012 at 10:10AM
Our weekly celebration of the worst comment currently on the Internet.
As part of its ongoing effort to catalog the rapid debasement of the English language, Criticwire created the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week Award, bestowed upon one remarkable web denizen for their outstanding achievement in the field of crazy. As always, the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week has not been edited in any way. Someone actually wrote this. No, seriously.
The Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week for Friday, June 8th:
Commenting at Rotten Tomatoes on Justin Chang's review of "Prometheus":
"Chang can suck my Wang. For once, act like a critic, not a fashion model."
Congratulations, Rizzell G! For dismissing a lengthy piece of reasoned criticism with just five words, and for thinking rhymes are clever, and for capitalizing the 'w' in wang for some reason, AND for inexplicably conflating the writing a negative movie review with the behavior of a fashion model, you are the Funniest Internet Commenter of the Week. You are a poet and you didn't even realize it.
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