Not a phrase one would be inclined to hear in general conversation, but these actual words came out of the mouth of my girlfriend, Jackie. It seems the tan one with the mole was the focal point of a bizarre dream she had the night she started a new spinning class. Mmmmm...all of you dream interpreters feel free to get in touch if you have a clue what it all means.

Winners and Losers: Congratulations to the staff and organizers of FilmSlam #2 this past weekend at Enzian for another successful event, and of course the winner of February's Audience Award: Felix Ortiz, for his music video, IT'S A PARTY. Honorable mentions go out to 5 BOROS and THE LAST WORD.

Talk about no job security--Marty Schottenheimer, head coach of the 14 - 2 San Diego Chargers and one of five coaches all-time with 200 wins or more, gets canned because General Manager AJ Smith obviously hates his guts. This may have been the most dysfunctional relationship in the entire NFL.

And hell must have frozen over because the Duke men's basketball team has a losing record in the ACC and is out of the top 25 for the first time in ten years. If they lose tonight it will be their first ever five game losing streak under Coach K. It is kind of hard to believe...

--Matthew

Poor marty shot.

I cannot believe that they fired him in favor of Norv Turner. I am not saying that Norv is bad, but is he better then Marty?

It is not like Norv has an awesome post-season record.