This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse

By enzian | Enzian Theater December 2, 2009 at 1:58AM

This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse
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Orlando's in the headlines again! You knew it was only a matter of time before the online sportsbooks would take advantage of the crazy happenings with Tiger Woods and his gorgeous Scandinavian wife (and mother of his children). Oddsmakers at BetUS.com posted the following odds surrounding Tiger Woods rumors of cheating on his wife (is he nuts?) and the crazy car accident over Thanksgiving weekend.

Will Tiger lose any of his sponsorships?

Yes 5/1
No 1/10

Will he win / lose his next major?

Yes 2/1
No 1/3

Which club will Tiger’s wife use to smash his windshield with next?

Woods 3/2
Irons 1/1
Putters 2/1

Will Tiger file assault charges against wife?

Yes 2/1
No 1/3

Will Tiger’s wife join LPGA

Yes 6/1
No 1/12

Over/under on number of clubs it takes tiger’s wife to smash a windshield:

Over 2.5 5/6
Under 2.5 5/6

Odds on what Tiger’s facial lacerations are from:

His wife beating him 1/2
Air bag 2/1
Caddy 3/2

Odds on Tiger getting a DWI by 2012:

Yes 5/1
No 1/10

Who is involved in a lawsuit first:

Tiger 2/1
Tigers wife 3/2
Caddy 6/5

Who has an affair first:

Tiger 5/6
Wife 5/6

Odds that tigers wife is having an affair

Yes 2/1
No 1/3

Will Charges be laid against Tiger?

Yes 5/6
No 5/6

Will rumors of an affair ring true – will a “new woman” come forward as having been w/ Tiger?

Yes 3/1
No 1/5

Will he divorce in next 24 months?

Yes 3/1
No 1/5

They say the grass is always greener on the other side, but if the speculation at TMZ and the National Enquirer are correct, the most famous athlete in the world has some serious explaining to do. Place wagers at your own risk...

--Matthew


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