keith hernandez is a republican

I am still receiving Republican fundraising calls for former New York Met Keith Hernandez on my home phone line. While he has certainly never lived in this Hell's Kitchen building, the apparently conservative athlete did live on 49th St. (on the east side). So, every so often, someone calls to thank me for my donations to the Republican party and then asks for more...after a pause to recover from the shock of hearing such words spoken to me, I typically explain that I am not Keith Hernandez, or I just angrily hang up all together. While Keith and I may share a last name and a New York City street, we certainly are not in sync politically.

As it turns out Keith recently sold his 2,000 square foot 49th St. place for $2 million. I wonder if its new occupants receive calls for me?



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That's fantastic! I suggest next time you say something like: "Yes, this is Keith Hernandez and I think the GOP are a bunch of racist, homophobic, old white men who eat the babies of poor people to renew their pact with Satan!"



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