By gabe | Gabe's Declaration of Principles January 15, 2007 at 11:44AM
Jack is back from his "sabbatical" in Chinese prison--and in less than an hour he killed a man by biting him in the neck!
I say sabbatical, because everyone knows that in his down time, Kiefer Sutherland was actually managing roots alterna-rocker Rocco Deluca & the Burden as chronicled in the documentary I TRUST YOU TO KILL ME
Rocco Deluca and the Burden's ass kicking album I TRUST YOU TO KILL ME, now available at a Starbucks near you!
One question about the new season: Was it really necessary to cast Kumar as a self proclaimed "soldier," bitter that his suburban best friend pronounced his name "Ahmed" instead of "ACH-met"?
I will see your 20 burgers and raise you 5 orders of fries.