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24: or I Trust You to Kill Me With a Bite to the Neck

By gabe | Gabe's Declaration of Principles January 15, 2007 at 11:44AM

24: or I Trust You to Kill Me With a Bite to the Neck
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Jack is back from his "sabbatical" in Chinese prison--and in less than an hour he killed a man by biting him in the neck!

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I say sabbatical, because everyone knows that in his down time, Kiefer Sutherland was actually managing roots alterna-rocker Rocco Deluca & the Burden as chronicled in the documentary I TRUST YOU TO KILL ME

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Rocco Deluca and the Burden's ass kicking album I TRUST YOU TO KILL ME, now available at a Starbucks near you!

One question about the new season: Was it really necessary to cast Kumar as a self proclaimed "soldier," bitter that his suburban best friend pronounced his name "Ahmed" instead of "ACH-met"?

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I will see your 20 burgers and raise you 5 orders of fries.