By gabe | Gabe's Declaration of Principles September 12, 2006 at 5:24AM
Seems someone else, beat him to it.
It's hard out here for a P.I.M.P.
Now what will Diddy, née P. Diddy, née Puff Daddy, née Sean John, née Puffy, née Sean Combs call himself?
SOOOOO unfair!?! I mean, really don't the courts realize how hard it will be for fans to adapt to a new name?
Hellz yeah I want some Biggie Fries! Shoot! And a Biggie Frosty
Alls I know is this type of nonsense never transpired when Notorious B.I.G, née Big Pappa, née Biggie Smalls, née Christopher George Latore Wallace was still cold kickin' it.