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Diddy-archy in the UK

By gabe | Gabe's Declaration of Principles September 12, 2006 at 5:24AM

Diddy-archy in the UK

In England, Sean Combs will no longer be allowed to go by the monicker Diddy.

Seems someone else, beat him to it.

It's hard out here for a P.I.M.P.

Now what will Diddy, née P. Diddy, née Puff Daddy, née Sean John, née Puffy, née Sean Combs call himself?

SOOOOO unfair!?! I mean, really don't the courts realize how hard it will be for fans to adapt to a new name?

Hellz yeah I want some Biggie Fries! Shoot! And a Biggie Frosty

Alls I know is this type of nonsense never transpired when Notorious B.I.G, née Big Pappa, née Biggie Smalls, née Christopher George Latore Wallace was still cold kickin' it.