By gabe | Gabe's Declaration of Principles October 19, 2006 at 2:46AM
First a stingray kills Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin.
Was his death an accident? Or was Irwin the victim of a coordinated plot?
Now, a stingray leaps onto a boat and stabs a man in the chest?
LIGHTHOUSE POINT, Fla. - An 81-year-old boater was in critical condition Thursday after a stingray flopped onto his boat and stabbed him, leaving a foot-long barb in his chest, authorities said.
"It was a freak accident," said Lighthouse Point acting fire Chief David Donzella. "It's very odd that the thing jumped out of the water and stung him. We still can't believe it."
Who are they kidding?
Is this just another "freak acccident"?
Or has Aquaman gone Venom?