And the discordian circus that is this election continues. It seems that Michael Moore has become a near Clintonian obsession Michigan's Republican Party and according to this E Online report:

"Michigan's Republican Party has sent letters to district attorneys in four counties asking them to bring bribery charges against the controversial filmmaker, claiming he tried to get college students to vote by offering them clean underwear and ramen noodles."

Somewhere I can hear a campaign advisor screaming about closing the Ramen noodle gap.