Buy Gallo's Spunk, Increase Chances of Winning at Sundance?

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Karina Longworth at Cinematical blogs on the notorious actor/director/singer/Republican's apparent offering to sell his semen (for in-vitro fertilization) for $1 million dollars. Vincent Gallo prefers women with "naturally blonde hair and blue eyes," those with a "a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century" (Nazis?), and "members of the Jewish religion," since if the "child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar."

Those of the "dark complexion" need not apply.

So is this for real? I dunno, probably. The website reeks of Gallo's narcissistic, ranting delusions of grandeur. Remember the ad for the "Brown Bunny" camera he was selling on eBay last year?

UPDATE: I was speaking with an industry friend last night who worked closely with Gallo on his last film and confirmed that the website is indeed for real. Get out those checkbooks.



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