New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller recently attended the Comedy Central Roast Of William Shatner only to be groped, kissed, bit, offered cocaine, and shocked at the sight of a grown man urinating.

And that was only backstage:

New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims she watched (comedian Andy Dick) lick Farah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and comedian Patton Oswalt before turning his attentions to her. He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please." She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.