From the AP, Democrat senator Harry Reid regarding his relationship with Republican senator John Ensign:

He's a Republican, I'm a Democrat, we work together on issues that are important to the state of Nevada. And I wish other people had the same nonaggression pact we have," Reid told reporters. "It's not a 'Brokeback Mountain' situation," he added.

Um, okay.

We'll just take your word for it on that one.