Okay, here's my very infrequent, shameless attempt to get web traffic so I can hopefully sell more BlogAds to help pay for film festival submission fees for my latest short film, FACE VALUE.

According to the The Sun, Scarlett Johansson has "vowed to strip" for an upcoming film role:

"I'm still making up my mind about when I'll do a nude scene," she told Esquire and at the same time lighting up a thousand men's eyes.

"I'm not opposed to doing nudity - it would just have to be the right project maybe some sensational European art film."

Good for her to hold out for the art.

So does this mean we'll get to see SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDE or SCARLETT JOHANSSON NAKED or even SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDE NAKED TIED UP?

We'll see I guess.

For now check out this classy, sexy pic of her in the new Louis Vuitton ads.

(If you click it it'll get BIG.)