Maxim has announced its '25 greatest short dudes of all time,' and Napoleon somehow is only number 3. Leave it to a bunch of hyper-masculine, over (or under perhaps...)-sexed group of editors at cheap imitation male laddy magazine to find two short dudes greater than the man who night only took over continental Europe, but has an entire short dude complex named after him. Spud Webb deserves props for being the shortest man ever to win the slam-dunk contest, but I'm sure right now there are countless 5'7" guys grumbling that he doesn't deserve to be on a short dude list. And then the #1... Angus Young!? A 50 year old man who still dresses up in high school boy's uniform. Yeah, that's a hell of a great achievement. Much more important than say single-handedly re-defining modern warfare. But what do I know? I don't airbrush women for a living.