Please don't ask me what "swag" I got at Sundance. I didn't get any. I have no skills at getting corporations to give me jeans, shoes, mp3 players and other luxuries that celebrities swarm the streets of park city for. I did pick up a few free airborne tablets which I distributed to friends in need, and am the owner of a new hat and a t-shirt that is two sizes too small. Also, a book that will help me if i ever fall into credit card debt. I think I've found more valuable merchandise in the back of NYC cabs.