By jaredmoshe | Jared Moshé's Blog October 27, 2005 at 8:46AM
1) 'Twas the night before Fitztmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... Wait that's not right. Come on Dems, you can't expect to win by waiting for the other team to screw up.
2) Congratulations! Chicago successfully celebrates the end of a longer world series drought without any needless deaths.
3) A two hundred million dollar, three plus hour movie about a giant ape. I know I'm excited.