1) LOST Theory #347: Jacob is Kramer, The Man in Black is George, The Candidate (whoever that turns out to be) is Jerry, and Elaine is his constant. What else could the writers have been hinting at when Hugo made reference to the Human Fund - the fake charity made up by George Costanza to avoid having to buy x-mas presents - on last night's episode of LOST.
2) Michael Kinsley asks, "What is a Conservative Judge?" The real question is, "what is a the-current-Republican-idea-of-conservative judge?" It's a question I'd like to know the answer to.
3) Steven Seagal Sex Slaves. 'Nuff said.