Well, it's finally happened

By jaredmoshe | Jared Moshé's Blog August 9, 2005 at 6:10AM

Well, it's finally happened

With all that's going on in the world, it's hard to believe things could be getting any worse. Global warning, Islamic Jihad, and now this. The AP reports: U.S. Appears Headed for a Peanut Surplus

But don't worry. Our gods chosen congressional majority is - as always - thinking outside the box:

"There's always somebody who wants to take a shot at the peanut program," said [Georgia Sen. Saxby] Chambliss, who challenged the industry to find new uses of peanuts.

Chambliss, noting that he'd been given a golf shirt made from corn the day before in Minnesota, urged the industry to "get creative" and increase peanut demand.

Then, reflecting on potential uses of peanuts, he said, "I don't know if we can make golf shirts out of it."