Mel Gibson blows past Tom Cruise's new age cultism and Lindsay Lohan's drug, club and party addictions, to claim the role of most notorius celebrity in America. I'm sure you're proud. Tom might have done the research, but you know that the Jews are responsible for all the problems of the world. Now Christopher Hitchens can refer to your blockbuster as The Passion of the Christ a "Homoerotic spank-movie." Apologize all you want, check into rehab, but as anyone who's ever imbided slightly too much knows: drunk is not an excuse. Enjoy your moment, and pray that grosses for Apacolypto are through the roof. I'm off to meeting of the Elders of Zion.