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The Watch—movie review

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by Leonard Maltin
July 27, 2012 12:58 AM
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Photo by Melinda Sue Gordon - Courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
The Watch is the cinematic equivalent of a bag of pork rinds: wholly unappealing to some people and catnip to others. I fall into the former category. This testosterone-fueled comedy aims low and hits its target repeatedly. In the interest of full disclosure, I should report that a number of people were laughing at the screening I attended, but I lost patience pretty early on.

I shouldn’t be surprised. Seth Rogen and his longtime writing partner Evan Goldberg cooked this up, along with Jared Stern, and coherency is not their strong suit. (See The Green Hornet.) The fact that they set up a premise and then don’t take it seriously, or establish traits in Ben Stiller’s character that he contradicts a few scenes later is par for the course.

Stiller plays an uptight Costco manager who is shocked to learn that one of his employees has been murdered in a highly mysterious manner. The local cops are idiots and don’t see any cause for alarm, but Stiller decides to form a neighborhood watch. Unfortunately, the three guys who show up for the initial meeting (Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade) seem more interested in carousing than crime-fighting. Then these bunglers discover that they’re not hunting an ordinary criminal at all: they’ve stumbled onto an alien invasion right in their back yard. Supposed hilarity ensues.

Photo Courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation

The movie’s strongest asset is its quartet of comedic stars, who work well together and keep things lively. You certainly can’t accuse this movie of being dull. You also can’t accuse it of having good taste. It isn’t just crass; it wallows in its crassness. In the ever-escalating war against decorum onscreen, The Watch uses the slang word for semen over and over again. Too bad there isn’t an Olympic competition for crudity.

But as we all know, comedy is a personal matter. If you enjoy this brand of humor, you’ll probably have a better time than I did. Just hide the bag of pork rinds under your jacket. 

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4 Comments

  • Pat | August 4, 2012 12:00 AMReply

    What was the song that they played at the the party

  • JDM | July 27, 2012 2:44 PMReply

    I haven't seen it and am not going to rush. But I'm really happy to see Richard Ayoade get a part that might get him wider notice outside the UK. He, and his co-stars on the IT Crowd (Chris O'Dowd has been doing well).. all hilarious and well deserving of riches and fame.

  • Jack | July 27, 2012 7:35 AMReply

    You're forced to watch this crap, Leonard? I'd rather eat my own...

  • Jake | July 27, 2012 3:57 AMReply

    I went to a midnight showing for it and found it great. I understand your viewpoint though, and it helped that I am a big fan of Richard Ayoade and really got his humor.

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