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Free Katie

Pure genius. That's what the "Free Katie" movement is. In an act of complete and total lampoon brilliance, McLaughlin Cameron Designs has created the Free Katie Web site.

The mission? To free Katie Holmes from the clutches of Tom Cruise, who has obviously taken her captive in hopes of publicity gold. You can order T-shirts, buttons, caps, mugs, etc. The site's mission statement:

"McLaughlin Cameron Designs invites you to join the movement to liberate Katie, a young, gifted, actress held captive by forces we may never understand. Even one summer of captivity is too long for one so bright!"

Posted to on Jun 9, 2005 at 9:40PM
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I bought 2 shirts and a 10-pack of buttons! FREE KATIE!

Posted by Rabbi on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

Free me! I mean her! HER!!!

Posted by katie on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

Thanks Matt!

Posted by Sheila on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

Can't you find anything more constructive to do with your free time? With all this time you have spent on something so stupid, you could do something to benefit the world! What's it to you about Tom and Katie, anyway??

Posted by Julie on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

Katie is way too tall for Tom The Shrimp!

Posted by Tim on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

This site was funny as well. Feed Lindsay Lohan! HA http://www.FeedLindsay.com

Posted by Jason on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

Of course she can not do something productive..like actually help people in need. You see, she was a hollywood wannabe...was rejected from acting...now she wants to BE Katie. Praising Katie as some sort of Idol..for simply being a Hollywood whore...who can read lines on a script...something she could not do. How dare you suggest she stop pilfering money from idiots who are on her band wagon. Though...maybe...which seems likely..she made a move on Tom and he cut her down...so this is a personal vandetta.Hmmmm :-/ Makes one wonder eh?

Posted by sheila is a freak on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

Totally agree. Pure genius. And with Toms rocketman religion in the background, it also implicates a not-so-suddle statement.

Great irony, still with a point.

Posted by Lasse G. Dahl on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

I am SO disappointed in Tom's behaviour. When you're acting like you're 26 when in reality, you are 42, it is so very pathetic. His actions on the OPRAH show were classless and immature. Such a disrespectful performance towards Nicole and their children for whom he has never shown anywhere near that level of enthusiasm. Is Tom even spending time with his children anymore? Katie must remember that as good as a man makes her feel, he also is capable of making her feel that bad. Nicole knows that. And, the world finally knows that Tom was doing her a favour.

Posted by PMR on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

Ooops~Forgot to put the I in Katie

Posted by Angelheart on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

This is presently the most important cause in the world now, and also at the present time. I am jumping up and down on my couch every minute at the horror, the horror. Can't we all get along?

Posted by The Phantom on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

I completely agree with PMR. Tom (and his agenda, whatever it might be) are currently giving KH the "full court press". However, is KH so blinded that she thinks that this man who supposedly "has never felt this way" is telling the truth? NK was "the love of his life and his soulmate" when they were married also. This dancing around on Oprah is very disrespectful to NK and Mimi Rogers for that matter. At least NK has some talent and has emerged better than ever. KH cannot say the same and will probably find herself watching Oprah in 5 years when Tom is doing the "dance" on her couch about Dakota Fanning! Does anybody notice that shortly after 30, TC gives his women the heave-ho? This is probably because women come into themselves after 30 and probably start to tire of this narcissistic Napoleon-complex midget. Watch out KH, if something seems to good to be true-it always is. TC is also a hypocrite-he supposedly "loves relationships" but has 2 broken marriages, lead on Penelope Cruz for years and now has 2 children growing up being shuttled between homes. Run while you can..

Posted by katherine on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM

Remember the Tom is gay rumor? It's funny how he totes his heterosexuality before all the cameras now. But we know about the masked wrestler/prostitute. We know about the seperate houses on the same compound. We know about the video...soon you will too. And then all will make sense. Not even remotely kidding. Power bottom Tom!

Posted by Dr. Bobo on Jun 9, 2005 at 09:40PM
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