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UPDATED: It's been several days, but since my original post there are now dozens of comments from folks weighing in...
Like many cable-TV addicts, I occasionally stumble upon MTV's The Andy Milonakis Show. The show is an absurd collection of comic bits and pieces, pseudo-sketches and man-on-the-street segments, all hosted by an adolescent kid named Andy Milonakis. As someone who had his own (very small) TV show when I was 15, I felt for the guy. Most of the time, the show is not funny, but occasionally, he spins some gold. It helps to have comedian/TV personality Jimmy Kimmel as a producer and mentor. Regardless, the show has become a hit with teen-age and college-age demographics, earning big ratings.
Apparently, though, this overnight TV sensation is not a kid at all. Rumors have begun flying, as well as past interviews with Milonakis, that divulge he may in fact be pushing 30 years old. This came to my attention with a recent Rolling Stone profile, in which both MTV and Milonakis dodge the question of the star's real age. It's actually never been confirmed, everyone just sort of assumes this child-like (and childish) comic is probably around 13 or 14. On their official Web site, MTV refers to him as a "kid." Most of the press on the show describes him as a kid, but a simple visit to IMDB and you find his birthdate as January 30, 1976. This "kid" is older than me!
Some further research at Wikipedia, and you find this:
Andrew M. Milonakis (born January 30, 1976 Queens, New York), better known as Andy, is a comedian who plays the role of a teenage kid and has become an Internet phenomenon, rising to fame when he released home webcam recordings of freestyle raps, silly and funny videos, and short films on the Internet (previously credited to angrynakedpat.com, but his videos aren't hosted there any longer).
Well...we all know that everybody in film never really made it out of adolesence fully.
I've been watching Andy Milonakis for about 5 years. He started out as a joke-rapper, exploited by his older brothers on a website called www.angrynakedpat.com.
And, it's hilarious that he's gotten people (like yourself) to believe he's in his 30's; do you not get his brand of humor?
Plus, Wikipedia is a site made of submissions...anyone can post anything up there, not exactly valid "research."
WHAT!!!??? 29 HOLLY SHIT!!!
WHAT!!!??? 29 HOLLY SHIT!!!
thats sacry ...... IM SCAREDD
That is Scary! He looks 10 or 11 years old!
LOL THAT IS UNBELlllllllllliiiiiiiiiiIEVEABLE
Wooooow, i thought something had to be wrong with him cussin' and all...i thought he was at least 16 or 15...
If you dont understand Andy Milonakis' humor you haven't lived a day in your life. This guy is fuuunny, sometimes a few of his little scenes are bland but hey, he makes up for it in other ones.
diz kid is fuuuunny!!!!well diz guy.... is he really 29???or 30........he looks 14
Wow! He can't be 30! He doesn't look like he's aged!
I still can't believe it! He is so short and fat! He doesn't look at allllllllllllllllllllll!
i love u andy even if you hava growing disorder or something but why does your voice still sound like your 12. you cant be fricken 29
I love andy no matter how old he is
hes 29 years old dam man shat but he has a funny ass show lol
is show is pretty funni but ma friend dont think he is funni she says he is gay but i dont think so
WAT THE HECK HES IN HIS 30S THATS SAD.HOW THE F!@# DOES HE DRIVE. HAHAHA LOL
AND HE ACTS SO SMALL TO
this is so ludicris he is 29. that is so lame
wat F!@# he aint no F!@#in 30 hes short, fat, gay,and sounds like a fag like me
i think hes "f"ed up in the brains... there is something mentally wrong w/ him but ive memorized his theme song!!
ya i am short and fat and stupid but i luv u all so much hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ya i am short and fat and stupid but i luv u all so much hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
andy i think ur a cool guy and all but u need to come clear with ur age and all.
p.s. the show is so great
andy is so cute i just want to pinch off a roll of of his stomach and cook it in the oven.
whatever that crap none of the stuff is true ive met people with the disorder and they act different than that and are more deformed andy milonakis is around 14 or 15
jesus tity fuckin christ ur not 29 ur 14.
tell ur age on one of your new upcoming epesodes!!!!!! mail me back
i love andy!! but ya he does look my age im only 14.. but if he is 30 i want to know because my friend wants to go out with him... haha!! well i love andy and his show is my favorite!!
Where did all of these teenagers come from and why are they on Dentler's blog? odd....and I tried watching the show for a little while but its pretty lame. good for a kid...but notsogood in general
I LOVE ANDY MILONAKIS i dont think hes 30 fuckin years old thats bullshit
i love the kid win i heard he was 29 i was like WAT R U JOKING i love that show i watch it winever its on win r u geting eminem on the show
of course hes almost 30... these rumors have been flying all over the place and i personally knew it was true. For those ppl who dont believe there is a disorder where it seems like u dont grow... just look at gary coleman.
hes a fat ass and also got mental problems tell him to get a life!!
hey andy u r so fuckin gay and no u r not 29 or wat ever the hell u say u r.BITCH
renato: he's 29 he looks my age. i cant believe it holy shit.
Ana: holy shit he's 29 he looks like he's only 14
Wow people on here can't type, or stick to the point of the subject.....
Andy might be around 30 or he might just be an average 12 to 14 year old who has his own show. I really do not know why people find this as such a big Oh My God subject.
But which ever his is I supose that that is fine. I, personally, find the show amusing late at night when I can't sleep. Yes it is stupid, but isn't that the point of it?
People doing stupid things make most people laugh. It isn't any worse then Viva La Bam or Jackass. And I don't think it could be.
no wonder his parents r never around. god i wonder if he is a midget?
i cant belive u r fuckin 30 years old . on your next show tell us your age ps u kick ass
sup Andy ur cool and all but plz tell us god dam fuckin age ps i luv the show it is hardcore
andy i luv u so much i got all my friends addicted to ur show plz e mail me back
hes only 13 i work for mtv see cameron u stupid b1tch!
i like andy we made love in the third grade he screams blabla blue blue where he comes!!!
andy, ure still freakin funny no matter how old you are.
Andy, u fat dumbass, u needa say ur real age on ur next episode so these damn rumors stop goin around plz.
Andy is awesome! He is adorable and super funny. I love him and his show.
man the people here that hate andy are retarted. who cares if might be older than he looks. whos the one with the show
andy u rock tell ur age on 1 of your shows
andy milonakis is the dumbest show ever. I LOVE IT!!!! that's so weird thats hes 29 its kinda pathetic. he acts like hes 11 but i guess hes still funny
its kinda pathetic how imature he is i bet hes still a virgin...but its ok i love him anyways
how old were u when u made "the super bowl is gay" on funny junk.com
For all we know, Milokanis could be 34, 28 or 14! You guys have to take in to reality that there are thirty year old actors out there that look like they're 13! There's a very rare condition out there where the body does not age. It has to do with the pituitary glands and many other internal bodily functions that regulate hormones. It is out there! I think Andy is in his late twenties. If anyone has ever seen his old videos, compare him then to what he looks like now. See if there's a change. That should answer your question. Or find out how old his brother is too.
kristina ur so right
i love u andy will u do me
u r a hot babe and u have a big ass
since im a boy and ur a girl it will work out fine
your all gayi am really 29 bitchs dont hate apreceat!!!! like me for who i am not what i look like!!!! you all asses i am cacaling my show
holy sssssssssshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!! shit!!
you god danm fat ass
dude u cant. uv got the sickest show on mtv
i would so do andy if he wasnt so freakin old
his b-day is jan.30th,1976
my god ppl hes 24 he was born in 1976
0_0 29? Twenty Nine? Two Nine? 29x1? Thats not good.... he might say he takes lil childes back stage to meet andy and become the new MJ when he grows up.... cept he will be black from plastic surgury.
i love andy!all u bitches can shut the fu** up!
u people r mean.I think that he is funny and i still will even if he looks like he is 13 or14 and he is realy like 29.
hes cool
andy is cool and if u think different then you can fuck the cat next door his name is biggles!!!!!
f!ck u things
add some hotm chicks to ur show and we will love ur show andwe will tell everyone to watch ur show
hey what is up I love your hot ass you know you should model for target that would get you even more money. still love your show it's the best show on mtv
U are getting us confused, is he 29 or 12?
He was a lot funnier to me when I thought he was 15 still the show is really creative and corny at the same time thats what makes it funny its better then half the other crap spweing out of Tv land .
hey andy tell the truth are u realy 29
holy s*** 29 years old that stuff is so hard to believe
Andy is the awsomist guy I ever nowed...
Andy reely is 29! hees a gooood frend...
I WANT TO SEE ANDY MILANOKIS TELL EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD HOW OLD HE REALLY IS. OTHERWISE... I WONT BELIVE
moogle moogle flip flop whizz pez funky toast for mother
how old are you are you 29
He's letting himself be exploited
Andy Milonakis - Everything Is GayMusic Video Codes
how old r u call me tell me 706 282 0476
your stupit mat duke. Havnt you bin payin atention to this hole thing?
He is 29 yeers old.
DRINK DIRT LAMB!!!
im just kiddin you guys r great. im not cancling my show
hey ralphie!!!
ANdy, you are dumb
shut up larry no one cares bout you
yo andy hows wubbie doin
good, my turtle is staying at the ramada tonight, becas i m so piised off at him
you suck andy milonakis.
I Wont Believe dat shyt until it comes out of his mouth... i Aint Gettin fooled by dat...
I Wont Believe dat shyyyt until it comes out of his mouth... i Aint Gettin fooled by dat...
29? 30? wut tha f*ck! i thought he was like 14 or 15. Wut tha f*ck iz wrong with him? why hasn't he grown? that shyt is SCARY!!!
i dont thon andy milonakis is 30.you guys are just jealous that this kid is famous. dont be dipsticks
what i forgot something. iv always wanted to say this,forshizzle.
asta la bye bye
Who gives a crap how old he is? He's still got a hilarious show... You fag's are just jealous, that's pathetic...
dirt clump speaks da truth!
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Andy M. Rules
stop typing whoa, fucker
I dont care what you people say Andy.He is mad cool.So what he has a growth problem.Respect him for who he is cause all you other people are just hatin on him.Hey Andy hows wubbie larry and ralphie.You are the best Andy!!!! p.s. your show is the best.
Andy i watch your show when ever I can because its the best and funniest show ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mann it not ture his 12 years old come on . LOVE U ANDY MILONAKIS
I LOVE UR SHOW :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
you guys are fucking stupid to belive he is 29 ...thiers no susch fuckind disease
hey andy i love ur show it does not matter to me how old you are your funny as h*ll when i first knew your age i was shocked but now its old news to me and larry you stink ralphie your cool man
I <3 ANDY MILONAKIS....DONT FUCK WITH HIM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I <3 ANDY MILONAKIS....DONT FUCK WITH HIM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
THAT NIGGA COULD BE AND OLD MAN BUT I WANNA pACK HIS SHIT AND HAVE HIS FRIEND RALPHIE COME OVER AND THEY CAN BOTH DO ASS TO MOUTH.... PEACE NIGS IM GONNA WORK THE FIELDS
YO NIGGA DONT USE THAT WORD OR ILL PACK UR SHIT ALL THE WAY BACK TO AFRICA
FUCK U MR. FIELDS ILL WHIP U AND THEN BITCH SLAP U BACK TO THE 1700'S WHERE UR ASS WAS IN SHACKLES
ANDY RULZ
yo andy is friddgin sweet i love youre theme song
hey i love ur show but how old r u dude come on tell us like i am so into ur show it is so so so awsome!!*
hey.....SOOOOO WAT! I WOULDN'T RELE CARE IF HE WAS 40!!! HE IS HILAROUS!!! SOOOOO WAT!! THATS LIKE 1 OF THE MOST FUNNY SHOWS EVER! FLIPPIN GOSH!!
ANDY MILONAKIS RULES SO YOU ALL CAN "SHUT THE FUCK UP" I LOVE RALPHIE AND HAM. WUBBIE IS THE COOLEST DOG EVER. "FREE COUPONS 4 EVERY 1" ANDY IS LIKE MY ROLE MODEL. I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HIM WHEN I GROW UP,"IF I GROW UP" WELL LARRY IS A " JERK IDIOT, IDIOT JERK" EVERYBODY ROCK PEAS ON YOUR HEAD.
HEY ANDY WATS CRACKIN HOMIE G ? LIKE OMG I LOVE YOUR SHOW AND LIKE WATCH IT EVERY TIME ITS ON, EVEN IF I ALREADY SEEN IT. OMG MY FRIEND IS LIKE IN OBSSESED W/ YOU DAWG .
I ROCK PEAS ON MY HEAD
BUT DONT CALL ME A PEA HEAD
BEES ON MY HEAD
BUT DONT CALL ME A BEE HEAD
BRUCE LEE ON MY HEAD
BUT DONT CALL ME A LEE HEAD
NOW PLEASE EXCUSE ME I GOTS TO GETS MY TREE FED
YOU WEAR NAME BRAND
AND I MAKE MY OWN CLOTHING
I HANG OUT WITH AN APPLE THAT LOVES SELF LOTHING
"I HATE MYSELF"
PANCAKE ON MY FACE MAKES ME EXTRA HAPPY
I LIKE SHAMPOO BOTTLES THAT SIT ON MY LAPPY
CAUSE ITS MY SHOW YOU CANT TELL ME WAT TO DO
WHEN LIFE HANDS ME LEMONS I MAKE BEEF STEW
SO YO I GOTTA ITS TIME FOR ME TO ROCKET
I PUT BOLOGNA IN MY LEFT POCKET
SMEAR SOME CREAM CHEESE IN MY GOLD LOCKET
CAUSE ITS MY SHOW IM ANDY MILONAKIS
ITS MY SHOW IM SHMANLY SHMILASHOKIS
ITS MY SHOW IM ANDY MILONAKIS
YALL WANT TO GET A EZ GIGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE A KENNY PIC AND A SHARPIE AND
STIX IT N YOUR I LIKE POPATO PIE I CAN SPELL BUT I CAN TELL U ANDY IS THE SHIT + HE LIKES CANDY
DANDY
yO! weather andy is 14 0r 29 i still luv his show no matter whut! u ppl need to grow up and stop judgeing andy.
He looks like he is 14
I'm 13 i thought he was my age someone told me he 29 i did't belive him no one did
andy is my dead sexy boyfriend and hes not 29 cause that would be ilegal so you all can go shove a stick up your ass and stop talkin about him!
andy milonakis ia stupid gay comedy
I don't believe he's 29. its all in his comedy!
Hey guys this is andrew, but you can call me what everyone else calls me, which is andy. i actually do not really want to tell you my real age becuz its embarassing! Everyone say Hi 2 Herbert!
Oh. and Raph says Hi. He just bought a new game for his gameboy advance sp that he got 4 his birthday. Whats goin on w/ you guys?
Oh yeah, and i finally got my red lumberjack shirt washed. god, thats all they'll let me wear on the show!! Fat Joe and i finally got a chance to play twister with ralphie after the show. joe and ralph were arguing over who got to be spinner fist. it was funny. but on the show when we were rehersing we went through like 17 "candyland" gameboards. lol. well i gotta run. i might be back on l8tr.
see ya!
hey yo andy can i have your autograph
Andy.....i love your show! the first time i saw it i laughed for hours!!me and my cousin are wondering how old u really are but personally i wish u are 14 or 15 because u are so cute!my cousin thinks u are so funny,he wants to start to do what u do.can u give him some tips.oh and can u tell me at least ur real age so im not so confused!i love u andy!
ello andy.ello ralphie.did u ever have a cat attack u? i am a parranah they are from the amazon.Are u a parranah? are u a piece of poop hanging fron a tree branch in the wind?sooooooooooooooooo.....whats ur favorite holiday ?.....is it Easter?e-mail me at ......poop my phone # is 1-877-manlady!!!!!
i love u
cheese thats not very nice
up ur moms arse
andy ur the best .....E-mail me !!
i love Andy Milonakis!!!!!!
nobody can tell me different.
so there!
wow that is so crazy i shit my self
I love Andy.
I love Andy.
I love Andy.
I love Andy.
I love Andy.
I love Andy.
I love Andy.
I love Andy.
I love Andy.
I love Andy.
I love Andy.....
He's so cool!!
ANDY U ROCK!!!!
Andy why arent you answering me?????
Hey people check this out for a minute. Actually, according to his bio on the Internet Movie Data Base, Andy is not a kid, he just looks like one. He’s said to be a 29 year old with a rare condition that makes him look and act 13. I can’t tell if this is a hoax or not. Whatever his age, his mind is from outer space.
ok see. if you believe that believe. and you dont have to say swears if you dont...or do. i guess im neutral. i wouldve never guessed this would happen but yeah. :-\. So if it is true. i dont think you should bother andy about it. i think he has had enough with his 'disease'. and if its not true.........you dont have 2 swear sheesh!!
Hey people check this out for a minute. Actually, according to his bio on the Internet Movie Data Base, Andy is not a kid, he just looks like one. He’s said to be a 29 year old with a rare condition that makes him look and act 13. I can’t tell if this is a hoax or not. Whatever his age, his mind is from outer space.
ok see. if you believe that believe. and you dont have to say swears if you dont...or do. i guess im neutral. i wouldve never guessed this would happen but yeah. :-\. So if it is true. i dont think you should bother andy about it. i think he has had enough with his 'disease'. and if its not true.........you dont have 2 swear sheesh!!
andy ur so fukin stupid r u really 29??????? . i think u and ralph make a good couple.
how was the ying yang twins was it cool meatng them???
y do u act stupid???
do u have a disease ????
write back
Andy is soooooooo not gay and i dont think ralphie is eithere.
Andy is the best.he is just
so AWSOME!!!!
dude leave the kid/ adult alone!
Andy whats so embarrising about ur age?
you can tell us,
were your friends and fans.
It cant be as embarissing as falling over a tiney rock on live televishion?
its not like your 5 or somthing.
but no matter what your age is your show is still the best!
I sorta agree with linn... its not our place to be bothering andy...or andrew. It doesnt matter wat his age is he still rocks! P.S. Andy luvr could u turn it down a bit ur not only bothering andy ur bothering us all!
im sry i didn't no i was bothering anybody.
i was just asking a simple question.
i dont want ppl to judge Andy
just for his age or somthing.
i just wanted to help. "TEAR"
i tink dat andie iz da shyzzaz. weight... ok!
Andy rocks!!
who cares if he has a groth problem?
And i agree with my sister "Andy luvr"
i dont think andy is gay.
oh and whoever told her to tone it down is so kool!
she was so quiet all day!
Love you all!!
omg that is so weird i cant really believe it but im starting to lol wow unbelieveable!!!
andy i dont care how old u are......u still rock my world!!!!!!
i love you andy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im ur number one fan!!!!!!!!!
im moving to new york when i grow up...can u please freeze urself so u will stay the same age cuz im comin..all my friends r talking about u...u r so funny
also quit making fun andy u guys...hes the best 29 or not hes still funny....also andy im ur age u were when u were a kid
i got peas on my head but dont call me a pea head bees on my head but dont call me a bee head bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head now please excuse me i gottsa get my tree fed u name a bran i make my own clothing i hang out whith an apple who loves self lothin "i hate myself" pancake on my face makes extra happy i like shampoo bottles that si in my lappy cuz its my show u can tell me what to do when life gets me lemons i make beef stew so yo i gotta go its time for me to rocket i put boloni in left pocket smiss no cream chees in my gold locket cause its my show the andy milanokis its my show the spandy spilaspakis its my show the andy milanokis
I think your show is mad funny. Keep going andyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i was told he was old! but whoa!
Andy we think u are soo awasome who gives a shit how old u are ! ppl need to fuck off and leave u alone ! & We want to have hott passinate sex with u ! 3 SUM YAY!!!! WE LOVE U MAUH! <3<#
bull shit andy is 14 or 15 he is no way in hell he is 30 andy is the shit and he isent 30
OMG that dude is almost 30!? Crap. He looks and acts like he's 12! More over if you have ever watched the show, It will put you to sleep, or give you the runs. Somebody, Anybody, With a network, Give me my own show, and let me do my thing.. then mabie we can call that entertainment! Oh yeah, Stankervision Rules! Andy, You sux!
ur show is fuckn great when is ur show comn out on dvd.
by the way whats up with ralphy he sounds retarded.
yeah Ralphy is fucking retarted He acts like andy, andy is is Friend uhhhuh retard. My question is. .where is a responsible adult in this show, or where in the hell is his parents!!!
why did andy cancel his show?
Who ever belives andy is 29,30..screw yall...does a 29,30 year old have a voice like him,do they have a hight of him, do they have a face like him...screw all yall andy is not 30! cant belive you fools belive he is 30 or 29 w/e you think....hes only 13,14,15 his show is hillarious. Andy dont belive those people that say they love you..screw them they just want you to talk to them and become friends with a rich person.I like your show so much and I've seen mostly all of 'em and i dont belive your 30.
andy milinokis is suck a fag he is not thirty he is fucking 12 and he is an annoying little bitch who should be fucking shot!
Um Yes this is Andy's wife and I don't think its very nice your making funn of his growing problem. Please stop this action immediately. I love you Andy hunny bunny.
Love you Loving wife,
Shannon Milonakis
All u ppl are crazy!!!
and shannon if ur really his wife i doubt u would be on this blog.ur a loser u freak impersonater!
crazy stuff
andy who cares about how old u are u really rock my freinds at my skool thinh we look alike but u should keep all secrets to ur self peeps shood like u for ur funny not age and hieght that is ridiculous and my freinds dared you to say i like things in all the ships whales???
andy u rock doesnt matter wat peeps think shout out to bama whos care s bout ur funny not ur age????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andy, i love u No matter what, even if u really are 30. And i dont give a fuck that u r fat, because i think that u r really cute!!, and i will alwasy's stick by you!, pls e-mail me back!!!!! i love ya ! :-)
hey andy its me agian! lol, i just want to say, that you dont have to be embarest about your age, but if u dont want to tell us u do not have to :-) do u have a screen name? ok well i luv ya's !!!!!!!! ... hey can u pls pass the Hyrup? :-D
all u guys that think andy sux or doesnt think there is a freakin growth problem which there freakin is shut shut the hell up!!!! God all u guys r gay and ignorant!!!!!!! Just do us all a favor and shut up! If u dont like andy thats fine but u dont have to act like morons and make jackasses out of urselves!!!!!!!
andy is like a little hobbit
SAY CHEESE!!!
IM ANDYS POPERATSIE!!!!
HA HA U ROC!!!
i rock peas on my hed, but dont call me a pea hed.
bees on my hed, but dont call me a bee hed.
bruce lees on my hed, but dont call me a lee hed.
now plz excuse me, i gotsta get my tree fed.
u wear name brands and i make my own clothing, i hang out with an apple who luvs self loathing "i h8 myself."
pancake on my face, makes me extra happy. i like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
cuz its my show u cant tell me wat to do, wen life hands me lemons i make beef stew.
so yo i gotta go its time 4 me to rock it. i put bolagna (bo-lo-ny) in my left pocket, smere cream cheeze inside my gold locket its my sho im andy milonakis. is my sho im shmandy shmela shmakis.
its my show im andy milonakis
lmao :P
mrs. melonakis.....
u r sick. that dude is like 14 and that means that u r a pedifile!!!!!!
Wow he is so funny but I can't beleive he is 29
andy milonakis is really funny, but finding out hes 29 when i thought he was 13 is amazing
He is 29 I just saw It was a proven fact sorry folks but its The Truth
danm he looks 14
My husband and I have been in a fight over it. He says he's 16 tops. I say he's AT LEAST my age, 25. I think a lot of the stuff he says & does is not indicative of a 16year old's thoughts, but more my age's. We were both wrong, 29! THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH for putting this blog out in an easy to google location, you made my day!
damn that dude makes me LOL:)how can he be 29!!! I thought he was as old as me (15)holy sh&$
Andy i am like your biggest fan i recorded like all your episodes and even memorized your theme song of the andy milonakis show.... I even have your theme song lyrics in my profile for my s/n. I have a friend named andy and him and i made a show similar to yours but isnt as funny.........I also know how you feel about you being 29 and knowone believing you, but i do. cause i am short and look like a am nine but really i am 13...so please if you get this message will you like say my name or something on one of your shows....i believe in u andy...
o m f g i cant belive your 29 i love your show and erything but how are you that old?! you look lik yur a teenager!
i Like Andy hes so hilarious...for all u tards that called him fat that was evil. I know he is but seriously u should Love andy nomatter what his size : )
and i really wanna kno if hes 30 or 14
im watchin the andy milanokis show rite now... if he really is 30 then y is Ralphie like 15? or does he have the same disorder as Andy????
ok im really bored so sry if im writing 2 much but is the person claming to be Andy just a wananbe? or is it really him? cuz if it is...Andy u kick ACE!!!
hey Andy tell Ralphie i want him!! lol
ha ur a funny guy
c'mon someone write something other then what i wrote.....
Andy Milanokis is sweet but someone tell me if hes 30 or 14.... i wanna kno......
thanksssssss
ANDY ur the man... i love ur show dude...ur funny as hell and Ralphie is the shit keep him in ur shows i dont care bout ur age dawgs ur show is the sh*t
wow hes not 29 he was born 1992 so stop bein gay n get a life OKAY bye bye
wow thats not relli andy either god u guys r immture n need to get a life cuz andy is 14 so get over urselvs n find something better to do then judge ppl okay ! god if u dont like his show get over it n dont watch it if u do then luao SO ALL U PPL WHO SAY HES 29 N WRITE LONG ASS PARAGRAHS GET A LIFE
Jeeze whos got ur undies in a bunch?
Shannon Im leaving you,Your not as good in bed as kimmy and Ashley are so bye.......dont be mad its just about the sex.
Yes i knew we where good!!!!i love you andy......se ya tonight babv ...i love the way you make me moan your name.
how old r u 4real b-cuz im confused i went 2 like 5 diff. sites some said u was 27 but 1 said 28 an 29 how old r u 4real say it on the t.v. show or somethin but i like it cuz it's funny but keep do'n the show jus tell how old u r plz
how old r u 4real b-cuz im confused i went 2 like 5 diff. sites some said u was 27 but 1 said 28 an 29 how old r u 4real say it on the t.v. show or somethin but i like it cuz it's funny but keep do'n the show jus tell how old u r plz
Holy shit!!!!, are u really 29? E-mail me back or something plz plz plz!
dude hes really freeking retarded for a 29 year old i can make a better show than him
thats scarey i thought he was like 15 wow.....
Andy dude..Your so narley your the kewlest dude ever your guitar tabs rock like no other
Andy Milonakis Your So Kewl do you want a free skateboard?
Yo u sed in one of ur shows tht u need a new modem to play wolfenstein 3D. well i play wolfenstein and so does my uncle. xcept i need the new version if u hav xbox and play HALO 2 LIVE tell me ur gamertag cus i play a lot
do u play battlefield?
Andy u got an awsome dog! I got a dog named Lexi! she's awsome too and she looks kinda like woobie xcept shes a golden retreiver
PooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plz tell me where i can contact u or wair i can download ur awsome freesyles from
My XBOX LIVE gamertag is Kurt615
$$
holy shiznit andy! how r u pushing into ur 30's?!? but hey its still cool as long as you leave to bologna in ur left pocket!!
U IDIOTS THAT ISNT ANDY!!!!!!!!!
PS Andy u are stupid, as in funny. U ROK
I can beat U ina rap battle anytyme!!!! JK ur a mad rappin PSYCO and I dont believe that ur 30
andy is so cool he should live in bama and bounce w my clik cAUSE we dont care how old or fat u r ur the greatest and u rock like peas and if any body got a problem with that come to bama and give a shout out and get smoked like turkey bacon word!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dammit this i gettin way too outta hand!! first we got some dumbasses that think there is no disorder that makes it so u cant really grow, then we got ppl pretending to be andy then we got some retarded ppl who want to give out their xbox live gamer tag for no god damn reason!!!! This shit has to stop!!!!! Andy plz for the love of god stop all this crap from gettin even more outta hand!!
i cant believe it
Andy really is 30 just listen carefully to his old raps, in one he says "i wish someone would blow a breeze so i could go to heaven to slap jesus for makin me look like i'm 7" so yeah hes 30!
hey holy shit hes 30 i like him though hes funny as hell but i mean he doesnt live wit his parents so but im watching the show right now its funny as hell iwant that tv
andy is a funny as bitch
i dont give a shit if hes 30 or 10
ill watch the show i
learned how to balance
peas on my head because of him
but hell
andy fuckin say it in
one of your
shows how
old you
are
silly doakes, i can't believe he's f****n thirty he looks like a mother f***kn kid
andy milonakis is the greatest..29 er not, lets bang
will the words ever stop?????!!!!!
ppl r so dumb.
wow whoever hates andy because of his age are fuckin retarded..big deal hes 29 so shut the fuck up and andy you are the man keep up with your shows ilove em
yo peeps...andy milanoknmsin looks 15 or 16..i thought..till i researched it...hes fucking 29 years old..that crazy ass bitch!
do u have a disorder
answer me back
I love Andy I'm his biggest fan!! I thought he was like 14! Its CRAZY! He is SO funny! He is ALL me and my friends talk about in school. We always are singing his song! I love Andy!
Andy, IF you see this PLEASE E-mail me, that would me the WORLD to me amhartman@sbcglobal.net!!!
Andy is my dude! I love him and his show sooooo much! If that was the only show on TV all day everyday then I would be the happiest person alive! I LOVE YOU ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im 30 and i rock peas on my head just so u can call me a pea head
watup andy love ur show
yo Andy how old is Ralphy
hit me up yo xTmoney05x@aol.com
fuck u all
Dude yall are just stupid peoplez hes 13-16 hes not 20-30 god get that straight hes to old for tat kind of stuff hes Small and he has a High Pitched Vocie god get it straight
hey dumb shit you spelled "THAT" wrong
wat, in the world how is he 29????? I watch his show all the time its hilarious. Especially when he rals with ralphie and he says can u pass the hyrup, lol. Yo thats crazy i mean i heard him cursing on his show so i knew he had 2 be older than 12. when i found out he was 29 i was absolutely shocked, he looks so young i thought he was 16. wow i still cant believe it
fuck u all
wat, in the world how is he 29????? I watch his show all the time its hilarious. Especially when he raps with ralphie and he says can u pass the hyrup, lol. Yo thats crazy i mean i heard him cursing on his show so i knew he had 2 be older than 12. when i found out he was 29 i was absolutely shocked, he looks so young i thought he was 16. wwow i still cant believe it
Dude I thought Andy was like 15 but hadnt hit puberty my friend is a phucin idiot he said he thout Andy was like 40 but we still luv ya Andy too bad you died in a pizza accident!
if any of you have seen his website in the past...there are videos of him driving around through drive-thrus and such...therefore the "kid" has to be at least 16
Fuck you Al Perry, your the one who should get shot. And fuck you Robert, i bet your not even funny. Nobody is as funny as 'ANDY'. Your the BEST Andy!!!!!!!!!!
Damn you Al Perry, your the one who should get shot. And Robert come on dont hate, your just jealous that your not as funny as him. you'll never get your own show. Andy your the Best!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANDYY!! I LOVE YOU!! IDC HOW OLD YOU ARE YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST EVERRR!!!! ALL YOU PPL ARE FAGSS IF YOU HATE HIM BECUASE OF HIS AGE. BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO SAY YOUR AGE ON YOUR SHOWW
andy your still sweet even though you 29!
Andy YOUR PIMP!
OH ANDY!!! i love you so very much!!!!!!!!! you are fucking tha funnyist person alive, oh yea and who give 2 flying shits if u 29!i think its funnyer that way. well i love u !!!!!!!! but pls pls pls e- mail me back!
What is with you guys? Does it matter how old he is? No! He's a little bastered with his own show.
i agree with freaky lady
andy MILLINOKIS IS 28.no hes not hes only 13
shut up dude above me he is 28
yea andy definatly is old, uh well i love his show!! i got peas on my head but dont call me a pea head, bees on my head but dont call me a bee head, brue less on my head but don't call me a leee head, now its time me for me to get my tree head, Its my show its time for me to rock it, i put bolonge in my left pocket, spear some cream cheese in my gold locket, its my show im andy milonakis, its my show im smandy smliankis
the andy milonakis show can only be discribed in 2 words......FUCKIN AWSOME!!!!!that kid is a fuckin genuis and i don think hes fuckin 29!its just a fuckin publisity stunt that started as a rumor by some fuckin dumbass...of corse i wouldn't matter if he was 29 cause hes funny as FUCK
o yea hey andy...e-mail me sum time homie!
whats with all of the curse words???!!!
Andy Milonakis is not funny and is lame. His old ass will disappear soon. That shit won't fly forever.
A lot of you have been saying that if Andy isn't funny to us then we have no sense of humor. I am a fan of almost every comedian from George Carlin to the show Jackass. Andy is not funny and really needs to go to therapy.
Any 1 who hates andy milonakis is a ball tapping bitch!the kids great.lets see any of the haters try to come up with a chicken nugget dispenser instead of a pez despenser.also if u hate andy milonakis y da fuk would u b here?
will the real andy please stand up? i would just like to have a copy of a d.l. sent to me and i'll be happy..
ralphy is funny not Andy Milonakis
yo andy he likes candy fly in in airplaen like candy so dandy you make me wanna handy you a tissue or if you older i'll hand u an issue of playboy oh jolly joy go play with your toys and be a good boy cause i said so and im a hoe a man hoe man man man i gots a plan to spank you and then crank you tank you
Andy e-mail me man cause dude you just gotta! because i said andy why did you do this andy/ i said andy andy why did you do this?
Andy Andy Andy guess what? today at school i did school work and then i did more then i read a book then i threw a spoon at a person and handed out packets of mayo everyone had fun because no body doesnt like mayo because if you dont like mayo your ugly and i hate you. so today was fun
i'm in high school and my friend told me he's not a kid he's really a 30 yr old fat guy with a tv show i didnt believe it at first but when i did some research i had a 2nd opinion!!!!!!!!!
ur all gay. the end.
marcs gay! LMFAO
omg any is so awesome! i love him!
i dont believe he is 29 !!! i want to meet andy! I LOVE ANDY! U R SO HAWWWT hehe haha
ising ur song all the time! to be polite is very quite fofilling...it fills u up with happiness and glee..insted of all that honking an dthat screaming..u should be polite just like me!!!! i love u <3
at the end of ur show make a silverstein song =O
how old is ralphie?
I think your absolutly right. Andy is definetly not 27, 29, or wut ever they say he is. I love The Andy Milonakis Show, it is absolutly HILARIOUS!!!!!! You havnt lived until youve seen the And Milonakis Show.O yeah, HE DOSE NOT HAVE A AGE DISORDER YOU IDIOTS THAT BELIEVE IT!!! I love the Andy Milonakis Show, I would love to meet him, that would be really really really Ausome!!!!
P.S.- Andy is in a new movie called Waiting, check out the movie trailer to it. Im definetly watchin that movie just cuz ANdys in it
um have any of you ever seen gary coleman or emmanuel lewis, they're all old and look like they're children or tweens and have prepubescent voices. it's not THAT uncommon. get over it.
andy is a fag his show sucks and it's the most retarded thing i have ever seen I could make a better show than that with nothing I would rather watch the tv turned off insteade of that gay ass show I mean damn come on now why would you wan't to watch a 29 year old act like a retarded queer all the time so fuck andy milonakis fuck his gay as hell show and FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29 isnt even that old and i herd he was 27 and it dont even matter andy is still the best thing on m tv probably at least currently the best thing on mtv ever is beavis and butt head but mike judge started making GAY king of the hill. and now andys the only thing left. and i herd the show might get canciled for real.
but after andys done in "waiting" the movie. where he almost acts his age and on Mtv nobody acts there age so plus i dont act my age. Who does? you guys suck fucking ass. Andy for prim minister
Andy idk u r KOOL
Andy idk u r KOOL
Though Wiki may not be the best source of information (Debatable) IMDB certainly is. Mr Milonakis is 29 years old
damn i did not know andy was 29 he look 13
you still cool andy ima still watch your shows.
damn andy i thought you where about 14 or 15 damn but r u really 29 damn i'm scared now lol but you is so funny!!!!!!!! :)
damn andy i thought you where about 14 or 15 damn but r u really 29 damn i'm scared now lol but you is so funny!!!!!!!! :)
damn andy i thought you where about 14 or 15 damn but r u really 29 damn i'm scared now lol but you is so funny!!!!!!!! :)
hey i love andy but your age is scary your to old for me!
this rap goes out to the ladies:
i am the man, soup comes in a can, i get cooled down with a fan, i like pizza from a pan, and of course my uncles name is jan
yeah he is 30. how the hell could he sell beer on the man show if he wasnt over 21
GET A LIFE. Please. For humanity. All of you.
Thanks.
hey andy is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo kool!
Dude, wtf he's 30 he looks like he's 13 or 14
Usher is gay
i love andy and he is sooooooooooooooo... funny but holy crap 29!!!!
Fuck President Bush, he has fooled us once again.
ummm yeah i thought he was funny..and he is pushin the 30s when i saw his "the superbowl is gay" video on www.funnyjunk.com i researched him...got some facts.
dude thats silly man
No fcking way he CannoT be 29
By the Way Drink Dirt LAmb!!!!!!!1!!
I think the show is the stupidest thing i have ever seen.Hes so inmature and there is no way hes 30,thats just a rumor!people start shit like that to get things started! Inmature Bitches
wow oyu are all stupid.. any1 can just go to this little box put his name or ralphoes or who evers and just say it.. just cuz it says it there soesnt mean its them...
wwwooooooooooooooooowwwwww
i can't believe that u r 29 years u look sooo young
crap yo i can't get over it!
to me Andy"s hot. In a weird way
u guys all need to get laid
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1510662/20050929/story.jhtml There guys Damn he's 29 he'll be thirty soon and he's working on a hip hop album, he's nearing his 30th birthday OUT OF THE WORDS OF MTV THEMSELVES SO BELIEVE IT god damn morons
Yo Andy Get candy
is you really 29? you should tell your real age
man,
i didny believe at first but i guess is for real??? i dunno im confused AHHHH!!!!
aundrea schindler
he is 29 thats screwed up time 3
If Andy is really 30 then why in mostly ALL of his rap videos he says hes a kid?...can you anwer me that?
I dont know of any one saying there a kid if there really 29 like he supposidly is.Hes a fucking teenager. All of this nonsence about him having a decise is called an INTERNET RUMOR!!!!!!!!!
YO ANDY!! YOU GET DEM PICTURES DEVELOPED YET?? YO MAN YOUR SHOW IS THE BEST, FUCK REST OF YOU ALL THAT DONT LIKE IT, I KNOW IVE HEARD YOU 14, OR 29 OR WATEVER BUT I REALLY WANNA KNOW, I BELIVE YOUR 29 AND ALL...CANT WAIT FOR YOUR NEW EPISODES MAN!!!
you motherfucking douschebags need to watch your motherfucking language. I am going to kill you cocksuckers!!! I am going to rip your cocks off.
I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A RACE BICTH!!!!
THats Bullshit he cant be 29 or 30 are you pulling my leg
i like cheese.but wat i donot like the age thing about andy. he is 12.i meen holy shithe is not 29.
i so love cheese.But i hate the bullshit about andy he is 12 not 29
andy rocks but mtv can suck my balls.
HOW ARE U DOING ? AND HOW OLD ARE U?
All of you are losers and you can't spell. So shoot yourselves.
wtf is he pre mature or that fucking shitt omg uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fucking chuck nuck
i hat andy
ey yo watsz good niigasz and biitches PLEASE ii dunt believe no one!!! andy iis not 29 and another thing i wannah hear it from his mouth on one of his shows bet u any Fuckiin money the niiga aiint 2 fuckin 9
i dont really believe that he is 29.well even if he is it doesnt matter to me cuz i LOVE his show and i think he is HILARIOUS!!i kno his theme song completley lol it used to be my answering machine.well anyways...i think hes awesome!!!!
Andy is so funny i thought the show was stupid at first but it is hilarious.. and i cant believe hes 29 hollly shit.. I still love him lol
andy i think is omly about 13 or 14 you guys are stupied. hoes all on here telling everbody you did research on him.
...he is 29..or 30 or watever!!
holy fu**ing god he looks like a shrimp
holy fucking god he looks like a shrimp
HEY ANDY I LOVE YOU WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? I HAVE BROWN HAIR BROWN EYES SWEET ASS AND VERY FUNNY. I LIVE IN FESTUS MO,63028 18 HIGH HILL LANE.PLZ THINK ABOUT IT I DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE YOUR SO FUCKIN'HOTT..
Maybe he is 30 or 29 cuz his frend looks OLD 2 me!
dawm he look 15 how do he get in the club or get a girlfriends.
i cannot belive dat andy is 29 but still is lol funny!!! he not 29!!! :) :)
Andy Fatanakis...is so fucking retarded he makes a show about him being fat and staying in his room all day..and make rhyme like so im fat and gay and im 30 years old...its a sad story..NOBODY LIKES A 30 YEAR OLD MAN WITH THE DISEASE OF THAT COLEMAN GUY THAT SAID WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT WILLIS,TO BE SOME TEENAGER WHOS FAT,GAY,SHORT, AND HANDICAP...IM GONNA SLASH YOU GASH CUT ANOTHER WHOLE IN YOUR ASS, SPILL BLOOD ON THESE WALLS PLAYING TENNIS WITH YOUR BALLS IF THE PHONE RING DONT ANSWER THE CALL IM GONNA SLIT YOUR THROAT FUCK YOU LIKE A GOAT PEEL YOUR FORESKIN OFF AND MAKE A WINTER COAT..PEACE!!
WOW THTAS SO KEWL HE ANT 29 THATS CRAZY
i kinda knew you were thirty cause it said on a tv show i believe that you are 30 i saw you smokin a cigarette
hey i have an absolute positive idea that proves he is not 20 years old. i'm 16 and when i was in new york city i came across a very good friend of jimmy kimmel along with a talent agent i was asked to play the piano at vincent restuanrant by some dude. he said that i should be on the jimmy kimmel talent showcase i was happy but i didnt really care all that much, then he proceeded to tell me that jimmy was able to get a 13!!! year old boy a tv show, andy milonakis!! i asked him if he was really 13 and he said yes....then he asked me why i would ask that i told him ppl thought he was 29 he said no way
shit that mutha fukka probably blazed a shit load, 29 im 16 and he looks like he could be my kid
hey andy u so cant be 29 but even if u r i still fucking lov u!!!!!!!
I watch that show all the time I did nat know that he was so old maby like 15 or 16 but 30 I can not belive that.like totly!
how old is he really?
andy how old are u? if u are mental what disorder do u have??????? tell me how old u are. my guyfriend wants to go out w/ u!!!!!!!! His name is lane.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT AGE ANDY IS BUT WHO CARES?!?!?! IT DOESNT MATTER IF HE'S 13 OR 31! HE IS A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR AND HE IS BETTER THAN ALL YOU OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE TALKING CRAP ABOUT HIM!!!!! ALL YALL NEED TO STOP, CUZ WHAT IF SOMEONE WAS TALKING BOUT YOU THIS WAY?!?! IF HE WANTS EVERYONE IN THIS WHOLE FREAKIN WORLD TO KNOW HOW OLD HE IS THEN HE WILL TELL US BUT APPARENTLY HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW SO STOP FREAKIN BOTHERING HIM!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
andy milonakis is like 13 yrs old!!!!!!!!!!Not 28!!!!!!retards
well, Andrew M. Milonakis RULEZ!!!! i always fall in tears when i missed his show, i couldn't believe my eyes when i red that he was 29 (!!!) but his own kind of humor is cool!!!! if ya dont ur a dumb loser internet geek.. yo, yo
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