It's shocking and irresponsible news that Charlie Sheen would use such horrible language when talking about his family to his estranged wife. But, surprising behavior? The real surprise with this gossip report, is that actor Tony Todd was Sheen's best man for "his first two weddings." Tony Todd? You mean, Candyman? On a related note, I think if Sheen gets married a fifth time, it will finally come true.

I've actually worn that exact coat and hook combination that Tony Todd is sporting back when I lived/worked in LA.

Sadly the hook was plastic.