[Editor's note: Each episode of AMC's drama Breaking Bad starts with a prologue or teaser. Some of these advance the season's ongoing plot. Others feel like self-contained, at times experimental short films. We wondered: If you strung all of the opening scenes from the various seasons together in chronological order, would the show's basic narrative make sense? And, if people who had never watched Breaking Bad watched only these curtain-raisers, would they come away with a more or less accurate impression of the show? Or would it seem like a different program entirely? We asked Press Play contributor Dave Bunting, Jr. to edit the prologues together in chronological order to create two self-contained Breaking Bad movies, one covering Seasons 1 and 2, the other covering 3 and 4. Then we asked another Press Play contributor, Sheila O'Malley -- who has never seen a frame of the series -- to watch the two compilations and write down her impressions. Sheila was asked not to read any supplementary material before or during the experiment, and she agreed. Her written account is derived entirely from having watched Dave's compilations. Shorn of everything but its openings, was Breaking Bad still Breaking Bad? Read on and see. If you want to watch exactly what Sheila saw, the prologues for Season 1 and 2 are embedded above.]
Albuquerque has a huge meth problem. Meth labs blow up in the desert, in the suburbs, in the center of urban areas. High schools are broken into, chemistry labs ransacked. The situation has gotten so extreme that an FBI task force has been assigned to investigate. They argue over what to call their investigation. "Operation Icebreaker." "But isn't that a breath mint?" There are two Mexicans of the criminal class who have vanished, and it is thought that their disappearance has something to do with the Albuquerque meth war. The meth found at the various crime scenes is purer than anything before seen in the area, so it is clear there are "new players in town". The FBI is determined to find out who they are.
Breaking Bad is told in a non-linear, non-chronological fashion. Season 1 opens with a climax. The rest of the series is told in flashback. An RV barrels through the desert at breakneck speed, being driven by a man wearing a gas mask. Is he fleeing from a nuclear event? Is he some sort of ecological terrorist? He is so panicked he loses control of the RV. There are dead bodies in the back of the RV. His passenger has been knocked out by the crash, head smashed against the dashboard. The man tosses the gas mask into the dirt, and stands in his underwear beside the crashed RV, recording a farewell message on a flip-cam to his wife and child at home. The sound of sirens fill the air, and he walks up to the road, gun drawn, ready to meet his pursuers.
The series is devoted to showing us how this man got to that desperate point. It leaps around in time.
There are multiple characters whom we follow and track.



Sheila O'Malley is a film critic for Capital New York. She blogs about film, television, theater, music, literature and pretty much everything else at The Sheila Variations.
Dave Bunting, Jr. is a writer, musician and audio engineer, and a frequent narrator of videos for Press Play, The L Magazine and TomatoNation.
@PressPlayIW @Drewchristie Very interesting take--makes me sound like a smart person!
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Karl Leschinsky | March 11, 2012 1:00 AM
Amazingly accurate description of what is happening and the wrong guesses are equally fascinating... because they are either close or metaphorically they still add up. My two favourite guesses she makes: "Everyone in the series is working with just one eyeball. Nobody can see the whole picture." & "An RV barrels through the desert at breakneck speed, being driven by a man wearing a gas mask. Is he fleeing from a nuclear event? Is he some sort of ecological terrorist?" The second quote and two questions make for intriguing thoughts as this series progresses...
ish | March 9, 2012 6:32 PM
what an interesting exercise! i'm a die hard fan, dvr every episode as they come out. this show is the reason to have cable. you going to do this again with season 5? and if so does that mean you'll have to avoid watching the show until it has reached its completion?
IF NOT you really need to go back and watch all four seasons it is wonderful, and you came fairly close considering the information you had.
spike | March 8, 2012 7:08 PM
i would be curious how her interpretation would change after being informed that the series isn't told in a non-linear fashion; the opening scenes however are often non-linear to the particular episode, very often showing the climax, or a tangential scene. I wonder if her interpretation would get closer to the actual show knowing this meta-information.
Patti | March 8, 2012 8:12 AM
The stuffed animal isn't from an exploded meth lab though, it's from a completely different accident that on the surface has nothing to do with drugs, but upon examination illustrates the reaching effect of drug abuse.
Roberto | March 7, 2012 11:35 PM
The people making the drugs are monsters. The people buying the drugs are typical. The distribution is set up so that nothing that any one individual can do seems all that bad. The truth is that our little ways of gaming society, of justifying the fact that we don't want to spend or truly teach what it will take to make some kind of positive difference in the lives of the truly unfortunate. There are ample reason to take drugs. There are gut-wrenching scenes of what happens to those who can't quit. --- Thank you.
It is the best movie yet to document the little pieces of joy that come from the little bits of praise that we've all feel when we do something well. Thank God kid's are smarter than us.