So, Lindsay Lohan is butt-bald-nekkid in next month’s issue of Playboy. Well, whoopty fuckin’ shit!
Is there anyone shocked by this news? After years of the once-promising, red-headed starlet fucking up her life and her career in every way possible, she is now in the pages of the magazine everyone figured she would end up in eventually. To me, the most shocking thing is that this may the first time men will jack off to an issue of Playboy since the mid-’90s. (That is, if they haven’t already seen the leaked pics on the Web, where all self-respecting self-pleasurers get their masturbation material from these days.)
- By Craig D. Lindsey
- December 15, 2011 7:32 AM
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