Phew! We can all finally breathe a sigh of relief: Slater's grope charge is shelved

Close one. Now Christian can get back to making all those great movies we can't stop raving about.

And just for the record, robbiefreeling has been "forcibly touching" me for years.

Six months?

Dude, take that shit down or I'll be forced to avenge but one of my two eyes.

There is no evidence to corroborate Staypuft's claim. Rather than validate his character assassination attempt, I will stand strong with Eshman and tell you to go see The Death of Mr. Lazarescu at the New York Film Festival. Now, there, don't we all feel better? Like a colonic.

Typical. Half-apple.

This blog has fallen a long way from its God-given mission of making every film critic on earth detest Reverse Shot.