"The Best Scenes from The Wicker Man"

This is the sort of thing that makes me look a little silly when I earnestly defend Nic Cage as maybe the best all-around American screen actor of the last 20 years.

"Not the bees!!! My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!!!"

Oh my god... I usually don't LOL. But this time I LOL'd while ROTFLMAO.

Amazing. I must see this - without realising it, it may have been better than 'Snakes on a Plane'.

"Step away from the bike!"

Why was the original so good? Hmmm, maybe because it didn't have Edward Woodward IN A BEAR COSTUME DECKING A WOMAN. Just a thought.

Here's the real howler, though: watch the "unrated" version's final scene (you know, the one with the actual Wicker Man), then instantly watch the theatrical release's shortened version of same. Unrestrained laughter for hours guaranteed.

"My legs! My legs!"

Admittedly, Leelee Sobieski's had that ass-kicking a long time comin'.

I saw the movie in the theater and unless I was simply laughing too hard to see it, I don't think that thing with "THE BEES!" (Is that a Simpsons reference?) was in the theatrical cut from the movie.

The crazy thing is the rest of the crap WAS in the movie.