A little late this week, but I thought it’d be nice to switch things up for our seventh installment. Instead of matching titles to movies, below is a list drawn from the entirety of today’s NY Times and your challenge is pick the real movie review titles. Good luck.
1. Action Hero Travels Light and Often Takes the Bus
2. The Appetites Are Nearing the Gate
3. Citigroup to Pay $2 Billion in Enron Lawsuit
4. For Better or Worse, Even on a Battlefield
5. A Sliver of Prairie Still Untamed
6. A Church Where Birth Runs Out of Control
7. A Cursed Teenager Turns 90. Let the Adventures Begin.
8. Portraits of Life and Fantasy That Embody the Artists
9. Fungus Fatal to Mosquito May Aid Global War on Malaria
10. Like Trains, Crossing but Never Touching
This week is the juciest we’ve had in ages:
1. Mean Girls (Some Are Even Fascists)
2. Struggling With Nature and One Another
3. Often Serious, Often Not, Teaching Rock His Way
4. When California Started Sliding on Little Wheels
5. Roll the Fairy Tale, Fade to the Fists
6. Try to Help a Stranger and This Is His Thanks
7. Friends 4ever No Matter Who Wears the Pants
8. Struggles of a Working Mom and Her Daughter in Tel Aviv
1. Or
2. Caterina in the Big City
3. Apres Vous
4. The White Diamond
5. Rock School
6. Lords of Dogtown
7. Cinderella Man
8. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
A bit of a disappointment this week, but it must be done:
1. Escaping New York for a Real Jungle
2. A Cruel Choice for a Priest Manipulated by the Nazis
3. A Remake Files Down the Sharp Edges of a Prison Football Saga
4. Juggling Her Chinese Clan, Gay Lover, Pregnant Mom
5. A Band With the Courage of Its ‘Insane’ Convictions
6. An (Illegal) Artist Determined to Make His Presence Known
7. Bowling Strikes and Spares, While the Fans Drift Away
1. A League of Ordinary Gentlemen
2. The Ninth Day
3. Saving Face
4. Madgascar
5. The Yongest Yard
6. Fearless Freaks
7. Bomb the System
Pretty boring this week, but it needs to be done:
1. Some Surprises in That Galaxy Far, Far Away
2. An ‘Exorcist’ Prequel for the Serious Crowd (they totally cheated on this one)
3. A Moviemaker Seen Through the Lens of His Son
4. He’s an Aging Loser, Baby, but it Doesn’t Kill Him
5. Roommates, When Dead, Know How to Keep Quiet
6. Children Trapped in Labor, With Few Reasons for Hope
1. 6ixtynin9
2. Dominion: Prequel to “The Exorcist”
3. Stolen Childhoods
4. Tell Them Who You Are
5. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
6. Second Best
The moment you’ve all been waiting for….
1. A Nightmare of a Mom vs. Her Son’s Dreamboat
2. Squaring Off Against Dad With an Army of Little Kickers
3. Where the Rumba Is as Much a Part of School as Recess
4. Derailing a Drug Dealer’s Retirement
5. Raised Like a Dog, Crouching Like a Tiger
6. Ex-Lovers Haunted by Myths and More
7. An Eerie Simulation of a Crime Scene. Or Is It?
1. Layer Cake
2. Monster-in-Law
3. Unleashed
4. Kicking and Screaming
5. Kings and Queen
6. Mindhunters
7. Mad Hot Ballroom
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