Le Festival du Merde, 2005

by robbiefreeling
January 9, 2006 11:19 AM
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"Okay, now I'll let you touch me on the inside parts"

Apologies to Thumbsucker, Memoirs of a Geisha, Dark Water, Heights, Reel Paradise, Mrs. Henderson Presents, 9 Songs, The Weather Man, Everything Is Illuminated, and Elizabethtown, but, though borderline worthless, they just didn’t quite make the cut this year. There’s only so much room for mouth-frothing vitriol, and, as with last year, we had to limit ourselves to a tidy eleven titles, each and every one of which affected a Reverse Shot writer in ways not quite so easy to translate into words. Without further ado, we present our 11 Annoyances of 2005, movies that, from the get-go, we wished would just shut the fuck up already. Not that we’re going to take our own advice.

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More: dear god why?

2 Comments

  • Derek | January 10, 2006 5:33 AMReply

    If I get harrassed about not being slightly interested in seeing Crash one more time, I'm going racist out of spite....

  • Matt | January 10, 2006 3:16 AMReply

    All I can say is thank God King Kong and Me and You got the serving they deserve. And thank God I haven't seen anything else on the list.