"March of the Penguins" is Not a Fucking Comedy, Assholes

by clarencecarter
August 18, 2005 6:23 AM
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This family got what they deserved as far as I'm concerned. Taking a handicapped kid to an art movie and letting him laugh? Jesus, keep that shit out of sight.

If I were any self-respecting mid-forties theater manager with little education, few prospects, and a healthy graphic novel collection, I would've sent these jerks packing too, but without a refund. I hope the higher-ups at Loews promote this dude. He's saving the theatrical experience for us all.

That kid looks like a punk.

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  • brendon | August 19, 2005 9:16 AMReply

    dissin' cute penguin movies is EDGY, man. it makes you look like a CINEASTE.

  • Noel Scott Engel | August 19, 2005 5:39 AMReply

    If anyone actually fell for that load of Penguin shit, you should spend the rest of your life as a giggling idiot in a wheelchair.

  • StayPlouffedMarshmallowMan | August 18, 2005 11:43 AMReply

    Oh my god. I just reverseshat myself.

    Does this mean we can get that guy with the god-awful laugh from Cinemania kicked out of screenings, too? Please?

    The image of a disabled kid laughing his ass off at that penguin movie and disturbing the peace is my happy thought of the year. It may just be what I take with me as I never think back to March of the Penguins for the rest of my life.

  • robbiefreeling | August 18, 2005 6:39 AMReply

    "I said to him, what are we supposed to do, wheel him outside and leave him there?" she said.

    Yes, mom, that would definitely be the only solution. Must Love Penguins.