We're Just Not That Into You: Reverse Shot's 11 Offenses 2008

by clarencecarter
January 13, 2009 1:43 AM
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In the great tradition of our yearly 11 Offenses column, the absolute bottom of the shit pile (this year, Towelhead; in the past, Trade, The Quiet, and London) is left off, partly because we’ve already said all that needs to be said, but also because lending more brainpower to such soul-sucking experiences would do neither us nor the perpetrators of this refuse any good. We don’t need to swallow back any more vomit as we type precious words; they don’t deserve to see their names further mentioned in any publication.

Nevertheless, there was a surfeit of cinematic swill in 2008, and as usual, it oozed throughout action blockbusters, greedy Oscar grabbers, and foreign imports alike. You know you’ve been waiting for it: here are eleven headache-inducing horrors. Capsules written by Jeannette Catsoulis, Eric Hynes, Lauren Kaminsky, Michael Koresky, Kristi Mitsuda, Jeff Reichert, Michael Joshua Rowin, and Chris Wisniewski.

Click here to read the rest of Reverse Shot's 11 Offenses.

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  • aaron G | January 14, 2009 12:23 AMReply

    gosh you guys, does it ever get lonely being such clear-headed renegades? i just want to thank you for being unafraid to speak the truth and going against the sheep. SO hot.