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The Racial Draft: Can We Trade Herman Cain For Ang Lee Or Steven Spielberg?

Shadow and Act By Cynthia Reid | Shadow and Act November 18, 2011 at 4:46PM

Every now and then, when I come across a black media figure that makes me want to pull my hair out, I think..."Wow, where's the racial draft when you need it?"  If you're not familiar with the "racial draft," it was a popular--and completely hilarious--skit on the Dave Chappelle show where famous icons were traded amongst racial groups.  Today, I would like to nominate Herman Cain.  Do I really need to tell you why?  Probably not.
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Every now and then, when I come across a black media figure that makes me want to pull my hair out, I think..."Wow, where's the racial draft when you need it?"  If you're not familiar with the "racial draft," it was a popular--and completely hilarious--skit on the Dave Chappelle show where famous icons were traded amongst racial groups.  Today, I would like to nominate Herman Cain.  Do I really need to tell you why?  Probably not.

In keeping with the theme of this blog, Steven Spielberg and Ang Lee are filmmakers I have great respect for and, based on their past work, would certainly be great assets and worth trading Cain for.  Now I realize, it's not exactly a fair trade but who said anything about being "fair"?

Anyway, I'm sure I'm not the only one with a list.  Who would you like to trade and for which filmmaker?  

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