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10 Actors Who Shouldn't Do Sex Scenes

by Spout
July 29, 2009 5:40 AM
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by Christopher Campbell

If you need to rest your eyes at any point during the 146 min. comedy epic Funny People, your best bet is to do it early during a sequence in which Adam Sandler’s character has back to back sex with a couple of female fans. The second of these scenes is mildly amusing, but there’s just no need to put the images in your head of either Sandler with a face full of breasts or the actor taking a girl from behind.

There are some actors we don’t need to see in a sex scene, humorous or otherwise, and Adam Sandler is one of them. He’s of a generation of comedic actors who starred in movies where they get the girl but where there’s no need for gratuitous sex and nudity. Unlike most of his successors, including Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Paul Rudd and Dane Cook, he was never a pin-up in addition to being a funnyman. Even if he was better looking than some of his brethren, such as David Spade, Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Rob Schneider.

Still, Adam Sandler isn’t the last male actor we’d want to see in a sex scene. He’s not even in the bottom ten, which we present in a list below:
 

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17 Comments

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  • DoMeInTheShower | September 20, 2011 9:07 AMReply

    I will watch the clip of Stallone fucking over and over and over. That one is hot.

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  • Grace Burgess | August 17, 2011 11:59 AMReply

    Maybe the Harvey Keitel one would be better
    if we couldn't see his face. And Sylvester Stallone
    one would be better if we couldn't see his butt.
    Such a turn off.

  • Jack B. Nimble | May 21, 2011 5:06 AMReply

    Isaac, first you must know proper English, then know how to spell. I hope you have more 'thunder down under' than you have upstairs!

  • Hambone | May 20, 2011 4:10 AMReply

    Since when does Harvey Keitel have a speech impediment?

  • roddymartindale | May 17, 2011 5:43 AMReply

    So they shouldn't do sex scenes because of a particular association your mind has formed for each of them? And that should be their problem...why?

  • ASFan | May 2, 2011 11:30 AMReply

    Vince Vaughn isn't a pin-up anymore, that's for sure.

  • woodhugger99 | April 29, 2011 6:51 AMReply

    On what basis is Elijah "not a good actor nor a good-looking one"??? I say some citation is needed!!!

  • lsk | April 28, 2011 11:59 AMReply

    I def agree with a lot of that

  • ahmed | November 6, 2010 10:45 AMReply

    Hollowed stars can do any thing to be on what they are being so it not something new

  • isaac | September 7, 2010 9:23 AMReply

    i to be a sex actor and how can i get to contact the movie industy

  • mazenaboadnan | August 8, 2010 11:56 AMReply

    thankyou

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