10 Actors Who Shouldn't Do Sex Scenes

by Spout
July 29, 2009 5:40 AM
17 Comments
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Tom Arnold (Happy Endings)


Tom Arnold’s sex scene with Maggie Gyllenhaal in Happy Endings is actually not as bad as you might imagine, but there’s still something very unsettling about having to watch the former Mr. Roseanne Barr in such a moment. Fortunately, there’s probably not much call for him to appear in another hot and heavy scene, because in spite of the actor’s surprisingly endearing performance in this Don Roos ensemble dramedy, Hollywood likely still thinks of him only as “Mr. Stupid.”


Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump; Charlie Wilson’s War)


Although one of his earliest films was the sex comedy Bachelor Party, Tom Hanks has grown into America’s favorite gentleman actor. To see him do a sex scene now might be a little like seeing a young James Stewart do one. It was uncomfortable enough to see Hanks sitting in a hot tub filled with naked women in Charlie Wilson’s War. And even in his earliest stage of turning into a serious actor, we had trouble watching him in the beginnings of lovemaking in Forrest Gump — though that was primarily because his character was so awkward. Apparently Hanks did shoot some sex scenes for Angels & Demons, but they were cut for time. Yet most media outlets reporting on the deletion of these scenes were in agreement: nobody wants to see Hanks having sex.

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17 Comments

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  • DoMeInTheShower | September 20, 2011 9:07 AMReply

    I will watch the clip of Stallone fucking over and over and over. That one is hot.

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  • Grace Burgess | August 17, 2011 11:59 AMReply

    Maybe the Harvey Keitel one would be better
    if we couldn't see his face. And Sylvester Stallone
    one would be better if we couldn't see his butt.
    Such a turn off.

  • Jack B. Nimble | May 21, 2011 5:06 AMReply

    Isaac, first you must know proper English, then know how to spell. I hope you have more 'thunder down under' than you have upstairs!

  • Hambone | May 20, 2011 4:10 AMReply

    Since when does Harvey Keitel have a speech impediment?

  • roddymartindale | May 17, 2011 5:43 AMReply

    So they shouldn't do sex scenes because of a particular association your mind has formed for each of them? And that should be their problem...why?

  • ASFan | May 2, 2011 11:30 AMReply

    Vince Vaughn isn't a pin-up anymore, that's for sure.

  • woodhugger99 | April 29, 2011 6:51 AMReply

    On what basis is Elijah "not a good actor nor a good-looking one"??? I say some citation is needed!!!

  • lsk | April 28, 2011 11:59 AMReply

    I def agree with a lot of that

  • ahmed | November 6, 2010 10:45 AMReply

    Hollowed stars can do any thing to be on what they are being so it not something new

  • isaac | September 7, 2010 9:23 AMReply

    i to be a sex actor and how can i get to contact the movie industy

  • mazenaboadnan | August 8, 2010 11:56 AMReply

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