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10 Actors Who Shouldn't Do Sex Scenes

by Spout
July 29, 2009 5:40 AM
17 Comments
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Harvey Keitel (Bad Lieutenant; The Piano; Holy Smoke)


He’s done many sex scenes throughout his career, and he will continue doing them regardless of what we think. So the best we can do is avoid them, whether or not they’re as creepy as usual. Keitel is really not a bad looking man, yet his speech impediment certainly gets in the way of his sexiness. Plus, he chooses too many roles where he’s able to gratuitously flap his junk about and then use it for his characters’ misogynistic pleasure. Our least favorite Keitel sex scene is in Jane Campion’s Holy Smoke, and while it may be disturbing primarily for Kate Winslet’s urinary seduction, the scene would be a lot more watchable if Keitel wasn’t in it.


Ben Kingsley (Elegy)


There are plenty of sex scenes featuring less attractive old guys than Sir Ben Kingsley, but none of them make us think of Gandhi getting it on. In all fairness, Kingsley is a great enough actor that we can almost forget about his iconic role while watching him do it, but last year he had to go and be creepier than usual by making out with Mary-Kate Olsen in one film (The Wackness) and making love to Penelope Cruz in another (Elegy). He’s now completely ruined himself in our minds for all future sex scenes he desire to take on. No matter the age of the actress he beds.

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17 Comments

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  • a | December 2, 2011 8:31 AMReply

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  • DoMeInTheShower | September 20, 2011 9:07 AMReply

    I will watch the clip of Stallone fucking over and over and over. That one is hot.

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  • Grace Burgess | August 17, 2011 11:59 AMReply

    Maybe the Harvey Keitel one would be better
    if we couldn't see his face. And Sylvester Stallone
    one would be better if we couldn't see his butt.
    Such a turn off.

  • Jack B. Nimble | May 21, 2011 5:06 AMReply

    Isaac, first you must know proper English, then know how to spell. I hope you have more 'thunder down under' than you have upstairs!

  • Hambone | May 20, 2011 4:10 AMReply

    Since when does Harvey Keitel have a speech impediment?

  • roddymartindale | May 17, 2011 5:43 AMReply

    So they shouldn't do sex scenes because of a particular association your mind has formed for each of them? And that should be their problem...why?

  • ASFan | May 2, 2011 11:30 AMReply

    Vince Vaughn isn't a pin-up anymore, that's for sure.

  • woodhugger99 | April 29, 2011 6:51 AMReply

    On what basis is Elijah "not a good actor nor a good-looking one"??? I say some citation is needed!!!

  • lsk | April 28, 2011 11:59 AMReply

    I def agree with a lot of that

  • ahmed | November 6, 2010 10:45 AMReply

    Hollowed stars can do any thing to be on what they are being so it not something new

  • isaac | September 7, 2010 9:23 AMReply

    i to be a sex actor and how can i get to contact the movie industy

  • mazenaboadnan | August 8, 2010 11:56 AMReply

    thankyou

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