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Sylvester Stallone (The Specialist)
Proving that you don’t have to be unfit to make this list, Sylvester Stallone gets a mention for being too muscular and making the majority of us look bad. Actually, we’re not that jealous of his body so much as grossed out by it. Specifically we never need to see Sly’s too-in-shape buttocks ever again, as that’s pretty much all we got a glimpse of in his Specialist sex scene with Sharon Stone — at least we think it was Sharon Stone; Sly’s ass and bulging back muscles kept crowding the shots.
Elijah Wood (The Oxford Murders)
Like the similar-looking Radcliffe, Elijah Wood is a former child actor who has made his way into grown-up fare. And like Radcliffe, a certain fantasy franchise is making our acceptance of this fact difficult. Watching him in a sex scene with the beautiful, older Leonor Watling in The Oxford Murders is twofold uncomfortable thanks to our associations with Wood as the kid from Radio Flyer and as Frodo from The Lord of the Rings. The additional faults that he’s neither a good actor nor a good-looking one don’t help him, either, so there’s little to convince us that he’s worthy of being in such scenes.
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16 Comments
ssekiziyivu douglas | December 24, 2012 5:39 AM
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a | December 2, 2011 8:31 AM
The author is a fucking tool. Like, seriously, how rude.
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DoMeInTheShower | September 20, 2011 9:07 AM
I will watch the clip of Stallone fucking over and over and over. That one is hot.
Venkatesh | September 3, 2011 5:59 AM
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Grace Burgess | August 17, 2011 11:59 AM
Maybe the Harvey Keitel one would be better
if we couldn't see his face. And Sylvester Stallone
one would be better if we couldn't see his butt.
Such a turn off.
Jack B. Nimble | May 21, 2011 5:06 AM
Isaac, first you must know proper English, then know how to spell. I hope you have more 'thunder down under' than you have upstairs!
Hambone | May 20, 2011 4:10 AM
Since when does Harvey Keitel have a speech impediment?
roddymartindale | May 17, 2011 5:43 AM
So they shouldn't do sex scenes because of a particular association your mind has formed for each of them? And that should be their problem...why?
ASFan | May 2, 2011 11:30 AM
Vince Vaughn isn't a pin-up anymore, that's for sure.
woodhugger99 | April 29, 2011 6:51 AM
On what basis is Elijah "not a good actor nor a good-looking one"??? I say some citation is needed!!!
lsk | April 28, 2011 11:59 AM
I def agree with a lot of that
ahmed | November 6, 2010 10:45 AM
Hollowed stars can do any thing to be on what they are being so it not something new
isaac | September 7, 2010 9:23 AM
i to be a sex actor and how can i get to contact the movie industy
mazenaboadnan | August 8, 2010 11:56 AM
thankyou