0.04% of American Voters Chose Roseanne For President

by Peter Knegt
November 7, 2012 2:49 PM
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Just in case you were wondering. That's 48,797 people (a number that will rise with final counts). And that's despite her name only being on the ballots in a couple of states. In California, she had 36,914 voters -- or 0.4% of the vote. 

I want those 48,776 people to move to an island, name it Roseannadu, and then make it an independent country where Roseanne is Queen. i would become the 48,777th citizen in a heartbeat.

The two cities on the island would be called Old Becky and New Becky, and we'd all just move back and forth between them, never particularly satisfied with either.

That is all.

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