The accidental beard of my boyhood, Winona Ryder, is 36 years old today. And while relative to the fact that I remember her most often for the work she did from 1988-1994 (6 years of killer, killer roles), this seems really old, she still has plenty of time to return to her glory days. I plea with some casting director out there to give her the role she deserves to start a new era in her career. Please...

Happy birthday, Winona Ryder. I still love you as much as I did when my bedroom walls were adorned with your photos.