Fred Phelps will be terrorizing your city tonight. I understand Phelps WANTS you to go protest and feeds off the intense anger he produces in anyone with a slightly non-bigoted mind. And I do wonder what would be better: if no one showed up at all, wasting his expensive PR opportunity paid for by the zombies that attend his "church", or if droves of Canadian queers showed up with rainbow coloured paint guns and eggs and watermelons? But since theres no way to organize a complete removal of anti-protestor protestors, I'm gonna vouch for the watermelons.