indieWIRE has a poll up on potential April Fool's headlines:
An endlessly fun game to play, here are some suggestions - varying in quality - that didn't make the cut:
Sundance Moves To Oregon; Renamed Cloudwalk
Variety, HR To Be Staffed Only By Unpaid Interns
FIRST PERSON | Kirk Cameron: "Jesus Is The New Harvey Weinstein"
IFC To Release Swanberg's Latest In USB Keys Hidden In Dunkin' Donut Coffee Cups
"Slumdog" Sequel To Be Set In Year 2300; Will Star Sandra Bullock
Oliver Stone Directing Spears Biopic "Not That Innocent"; Fannings To Star
Jeffrey Wells Throws Fit At Sarasota Film Festival; Calls Ocean "Lukewarm," Demands Fest Apology
AWARDS WATCH '09 | Oscars To Target Males 18-34; Introduce "Best Pornography Feature" Category
Disney 4-D To Launch in 2011; Theatre Chains Start Building Rain, Wind Machines
Renee Zelwegger Admits Lemon Extract Addiction; Heads To Rehab
Jonas Brothers Tapped For Cameron Mitchell's "Brotherly Love"