Bisexual Montreal Porn Star Kills Man, Sends His Foot and Hand To Conservative Party (And He's On The Loose)

I don't know what the fuck is going on, but summer 2012 is off to a crazy, crazy start.  Aside from all the zombie-like behavior happening south of the border, Canada (and namely, Montreal) has been a rather remarkable shitshow these past few days.  On the positive end of said shitshow, is the student protests. But even in their positivity, they have created an oddly out-of-this-world atmosphere in Montreal when every night there's thousands of people in the streets banging pots and pans.

Then yesterday, a crazy storm created urban geysers, flooded subway systems and wrecked general havoc across the city. Which came on the same day that a human torso was found, sans hands and feet, in a dumpster.  As it turned out, the hands and feet had been sent to Canada's Conservative Party.

Montreal police appear to have now found out who was allegedly responsible, though considering his apartment was covered in blood and he's fled with all his belongings, it seems reasonable to believe the allegations.  And as it turns out, the dude also looks like he belongs in One Direction. He's now on the loose in Montreal, so it's probably best you if you see this photo on a Grindr profile, DON'T INVITE HIM OVER:

Rocco Magnotta, also known as Luka Magnotta, Eric Clinton Newman and Vladimir Romanov is 29 years old, 1.78 m tall, 61 kg ( 5'10", 135 lbs) with blue eyes and often black hair. Anyone who sees him is asked to call 9-1-1 immediately (clearly).

And beyond his various aliases, this dude's CV is fucking insane. He's a serial kitten killer... He's a bisexual pornstar... He has ties to Karla Homolka (wife of infamous Canadian serial killer Paul Bernando, with one article suggesting Magnotta even married her)... He wrote this blog post about how "to disappear and never be found" (which bodes well for police!).

Welcome to the summer of Rocco.