We can offer a few second sequel movie puns in an attempt to promote the third annual Stiff @ Tiff party -- Stiff: Hard With a Vengeance? Or The Stiff Knight Rises? How about The Stiff Ultimatum? -- but the game would remain the same: On Tuesday, September 11th at Wrongbar from 10pm to 4am (suck it, archaic Toronto liquor laws... we got a special license) there will once again be an ample opportunity to have a gay ol' time amidst all the Toronto Film Festival-related exhaustion.

Hosted by The Lost Boys (roughly half of us will be in attendance), with DJs Colin D, David Picard and some surprise special guests... Be there, or be flaccid. More info here.