Have Yourself a Joan Crawford Christmas...

by Peter Knegt
December 20, 2011 12:47 PM
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Please put yourself in the Christmas spirit via this incredibly, remarkably, wonderfully creepy 1949 radio show entitled "Christmas Eve at home with Joan Crawford and her children".

"Could you tell us whats gonna happen for the rest of the evening after i leave you?"

"Well, I'm gonna beat my children and get drunk."

Mommie Dearest, indeed...

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  • Corey | December 24, 2011 7:40 PMReply

    Joan Crawford, you insane yet talented wretch, we know you're going to beat the children with a wire hanger on Christmas eve.

  • Carol | December 23, 2011 8:30 PMReply

    "a colorful christmas tree at one edge of the room is almost snowed under with packages..."

    Yeah...packages that Joan no doubt planned on giving away on 12/26! ;)

  • Noir It All | December 23, 2011 6:13 PMReply

    Many people are discussing the way Joan Crawford treated her children. Crawford's peers were aware of the way she treated her kids. At the least, they were taken aback at the way she made them behave. Because she was single, California law prevented her from adopting within the state so she arranged the adoption through an agency in Las Vegas.

  • Ookie | December 23, 2011 2:34 PMReply

    "Christopher, What one thing do you want more than anything else?"
    "I want a gun"

  • Red Seagrass | December 23, 2011 12:35 PMReply

    The book was all lies.

  • little bluff | December 21, 2011 11:54 PMReply

    I wish she was my mom, at least I'd be rich and messed up.

  • chips hanson | December 21, 2011 10:41 PMReply

    "Christina, is that a wire hangar in your closet?" You kids get to your bedrooms, remove all your clothes except your underwear and bend over the bed, NOW!" Oh mummy dearest.....you sick fuck!

  • Kathleen McCue | December 21, 2011 10:04 PMReply

    I will NEVER condone the nasty mother that she was...do you see any of these children smiling at all?? NOT. She was a very cold, abusive woman.

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